To Terry McPhearson

From Keven Streep

Subject: FW: Training edit

Terry,

Please do not download that wetransfer, it’s the wrong version of the edit. I’ll send over the correct version as soon as I can. Please, Terry. It wasn’t my fault.

Regards,

Keven Steep

Head of Internal Training

United Fusion Coal

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To Terry McPhearson

From Keven Streep

Subject: Training edit

Terry,

Here’s a link to the finished edit for unit 9. Could this be up on the intranet by Monday?

Regards,

Keven Steep

Head of Internal Training

United Fusion Coal

Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi

Miranda Shrapnell

Ida Berglöw Kenneway

Krage Brown

Carl Sutton

David Gurney

Liam Jones

& Jess Lloyd-Jones

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

© 2022 everybody panic

– ALL TEAM MEMO –

Do not look the meat harvester in the eyes.

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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi

Ida Berglöw Kenneway

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

© 2022 everybody panic

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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

Featuring, Krage Brown

& Jess-Lloyd-Jones

Written & Created by Thom Munden

Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

© 2022 everybody panic

To:   [email protected]

Subject: April / May Team Update

URGENT

To any ushers who have yet to watch the interactive training DVD-ROM we sent out last month, this is your last warning. If you do not watch by next quarter you will be taken off the shift rota.

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Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

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