What would you do if you learned that your child's bus stop is now bordered by an electric fence?  Ryan shares how a Virginia man decided the only way to keep kids off his lawn was to install this fence.  Following that, Ryan discusses a contract that a college professor issues giving the ultimatum that if you are easily triggered, this class is not for you.  Next, Ryan and producer Ben take a moral test on air to see whether they are liberal or conservative.  Rounding out the hour, Ryan recaps his disdain for Pumpkin Spice anything.