CORPORATE THEATER: Disney’s Jiminy Hates DeSantis, Target Gift Card Scams, and CEO Voice Memos

MONDAY KETCHUP: ESG Headlines and a Deep Dive on Anti-Women Walgreens

FRIDAY WRAP: Fox News and Murdoch's costly fibbing, Dilbert, Musk's Neuralink's wandering chips, Texas GOP goes full communist, shopping kills whales

BIZ NUGGETS: Irish bananas, Strive hates Singapore now, legionella spas, Zuck's bear trap, war on conservatives, Texas does China, Musk's Optimus robots, and VW is terrible

WOKE WEDNESDAY: Alternative democracies at Calavo and Lennar prove you need to think of boards with, like, data, plus a word from ESGauge and Paul Hodgson

CORPORATE THEATER: Monty Python Musk, Phantom of the Office, and CEO Confessionals

MONDAY KETCHUP: Dilbert vs. POC, Elon vs. people picking on Dilbert, CEOs weigh in on ChatGPT, and Warren Buffett's American Tailwind letter

FRIDAY WRAP: Clorox CEO's diversity call-out, no more severance silence, Tennessee bans drag as distraction politics, Vivek's presidential bid, solar misinformation, and avian flu

THE GOOD GAME: Tesla's ever-recording eye? Twitter's terrorist problem? Four-day work week? Plus, a Who The Eff Is That Speedround!

WOKE WEDNESDAY: CEO Pay Ratio roundup, and why your pay chairs are bound to suck at their jobs