RATE THE HEADLINES! No more photo touching in Norway? AirBnB's party ban? The word "cockpit" is sexist? Paying farmers for carbon capture? Plus, texts and voicemails: what is net worth anyway? And as an investor, is there actually an investment that can stop climate change?

If you remove the J from Jeff Bezos and Andy Jassy, you get Eff Bezos and Andy Assy. Plus, A LISTENER THEME SONG?

Narcissistic CEOs

Amazon

Facebook/July 4th

Space Race

WFT

Bill Gates

Robinhood

Climate emergency

Exxon lobbyists

BBC

A Glorious, Gargantuan, Overflowing Bag of Biznuggets!! A Tsunami of Money and Advising 23-Year-Olds Against Following Their Dreams?? Ft. Matt's Happy Nugs and Emma's Ew Nugs (**Trigger Warning: Mention of suicide)

NO FACEBOOK ANTITRUST! CEO of the Week Ted Darnall! Elon vs. Dorsey! John McAfee keeps giving! Plus, 10K risks that SHOULD be disclosed and a voicemail!

The Good Game! Expensive Chipotle? Better Paid Workers!! Human Composting? Good for the Environment!! Las Vegas Raiders’ Defensive End Comes Out as Gay? His Jersey Becomes the Most Purchased of Any Current NFL Player!!

IIIIIT’S PRIME DAY! Happy multi-billion dollar payday to Mr. Bezos himself. We’re also talking “labor shortages” for American Airlines and adding a new character to our cast of idiots… Bo Burnham???

Big Bag of Biz Nuggets! Fisher Price goes full Peloton, Trump says Zuck keeps calling, bank CEOs use parent voice, and Business Pants saves and kills in voicemails!

Billionaire Space Tax Blast Off! Bezos goes further into space, no one pays taxes, and the loser billionaire siblings!

The Good Game! The SEC regulates Reddit, CEO pay tied to diversity, investor opposition to CEO pay, and wage hikes! Plus, SPEED ROUND!

Blowhard Throwback: BUY THE HEADLINES! AMC, Amazon, Wendy's, Microsoft, Tesla.. ALL SUCK. Buy Krispy Kreme instead! Plus, a voicemail from Danaher!