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Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. This week we're watching the 2008 romantic comedy, 27 Dresses. Anyone with eyes can see Jane is in love with George. Her sister Tess ends up engaged to George and we find out no one knows how to communicate. Jane sucks, Tess sucks, Kevin sucks, George sucks. Everyone sucks except Judy Greer. Let's open up our copy of the New York Journal, crank up some Elton John, and read Malcom Doyles newest commitment piece. Oh, and don't eat the peanuts at the bar.

This week we skip school and go to the big apple with Mary-Kate and Ashely. Mary-Kate is skipping school to hock her EP at the Simple Plan video shoot. Ashley has a very important speech to give. Eugene Levy is obsessed with Mary-Kate's attendance. Everything is ruined when not Louie Anderson starts harassing the twins for the chip he needs to make bootleg Simple Plan albums. This is an action packed movie only a pre teen could love!

It's not easy being green... This week our special guest Matt takes us to Manhattan where we meet up the muppets! They're a little down on their luck trying to get their Broadway show off the ground. We find out Kermit is in a love triangle with Jenny and Miss Piggy, which may or may not end with a sister wives situation. Miss Piggy has the same size foot as a full grown man and  the rats are just useless. Light up your limited edition Kermit cigarettes and pour yourself a Kermy's Spermy. Gee, it's good to be together again.

We killed the teen dream, deal with it. This week we're watching the 1999 teen comedy/thriller Jawbreaker. We reminisce about the time Erica got pranked into thinking she's being murdered. We also spend a lot of time trying to find the perfect Fern Mayo outfit. Find yourself a Marilyn Manson lookalike and a jawbreaker to suck on. Oh, and don't be tardy.

The girls went on a bender last week.. but they're back! This week we're watching the 2005 teen drama, The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants. There's a lot to unpack here. Lena goes to Greece, gets picked up at the airport by donkeys, and has the hottest summer fling that we're jealous of. Tibby has a stupid nickname, and befriends a little girl who is super annoying but is dying of cancer so we'll give her a pass. Carmen goes to South Carolina and finds out her dad is more of an asshole than she thought. Then there's Bridget.. She's just too much. Oh, and there just so happens to be a pair of pants that fits them all. So pour yourself a gin and lemonade, put your traveling pants on, and get ready for the summer that changes everything.

Schools back in session! After a week off, we decide to get back into the swing of things with School Of Rock. We give our opinion on turtlenecks, wonder how a class can rock all day and no one knows, and reveal the truth of Area 61. It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll.

Grab your zip off cargo pants and throw some sun in on those curly locks, this week we’re watching from Justin to Kelly! Join us as we once again venture to the sunshine state, only this time we’re heading to spring break in Fort Lauderdale! We grab our VIP wristbands and head down to the whipped cream bikini contest on the beach, then after a few tropical cocktails we struggle to remember whether or not Texas is landlocked. Everyone is looking for love but almost no romantic chemistry is to be had, but hey, I guess that’s why they call it a spring fling, so lose all your fashion sense and clip your Nokia to your belt because it’s time to party like it’s 2003, at this party all day, dance all night rager! 

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This week we're joined by Sonny Vega of Always Sonny Podcast! He introduces us to his favorite movie, 1998's Can't Hardly Wait. We notice all the Buffy crossovers, talk about Erica's favorite celebrity Shania Twanis, and flex our teen comedy knowledge. So head on over to our house party! It's going to be the night of your life.

We want to thank Sonny again for helping us with this episode! Please check out Always Sonny Podcast.

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Shallow Hal wants a gal! This week we get brainwashed by Tony Robbins and watch Jack Black fall in love with Gwyneth Paltrow. Before that, we plan our undercover mission to create the elusive Big Mac pie.Put on your Gwen's only jacket, grab yourself a giant slice of cake, and get your phone out because we're going to google how tall everyone in the movie is.

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Today is the perfect date. It's the date we watch Miss Congeniality! We go undercover with FBI agent Gracie (Lou) Hart (Freebush) to the Miss United State pageant and try to discover who wants to blow it up. Put your satan panties on, line up your tube shots, and let us tell you how a Big Mac pie is made. It's not what you think.

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