Looks like we're gonna need a bigger tangent map for this trip, kids. Straight outta the gate we're dashing down unmarked roads and kicking over danger signs. Eric is toting sketchy stuff in his carry-on bag, and quite frankly, the man should know better after all this training. Oy!

We're glad you're here, dear listener. You are the sugar in our tea. You're the froth on our latte. You're that extra glob of hot fudge in the bottom of our sundae. Alrighty. That just got weird. Let's just fist bump and walk away fast, m'kay?

Eric's off on a six-week adventure as he trains for his new occupation, and we're here for the deets! I only wish we were getting video postcards of all the activities he's tackling on the daily.

Also? Would it kill him to send his podcast partner a letter or postcard while he's away somewhere sunny? Hmm?

Glenna talks emotional pacifiers, and now we all just want to curl up under a cozy blanket and binge some good TV. Well, Eric might have other ideas, but that's pretty much to be expected, amiright?

We hope you enjoy this episode! If you do, could we trouble you to leave us a review so more fab listeners like you can discover us? Kthxmwah!

xo,

G&E

Oh, hai! So glad you're here, dear listener. This week, Glenna fills Eric in on the latest celebrity scandal right on the heels of his sexual harassment course, and he has some opinions about things.

We also discuss about ASMR and IN ASMR and it's just as confusing as that sounds. Make sense? Didn't think so. You'll fit right in! Enjoy the show!

xo,

G&E

Sometimes you need a vacation from your vacation. On this episode, we recap the adventures of Eric as he hits the tropics and then hits a few bumps on the road back to reality. We also take time out to ponder some of life's imponderables and have a good, healthy rant. And how about this magic: You can rant on a voice message and send it to our email! Record it on your phone, your computer, your fancy schmancy watch and send it to: [email protected]. 

Thanks for listening and don't forget to tell a friend. Or 10. Have we told you lately we think you're the best?

Mwah,

G&E

Dating: a cautionary tale!

March over to the microwave, kids, and reheat that coffee you left languishing in there when you reheated it and got distracted by today's "BeReal" obligatory photo op. Today's podcast exposes the gritty underbelly of the online dating scene in 2023. Catfishing! Ghosting! Sultry selfies! Nekkid vacuuming (wait--that was last week's episode)!

Eric is kind enough to share some tales from his dating app adventures--the good, the bad, and the fugly! Glenna offers her unsolicited advice for future encounters and brilliant ways to pre-screen the applicants. It's amazing a dating service hasn't approached her yet for guidance. She awaits.

We close with a giant Dating Game kiss,

MWAH!

xo,

G&E

It's the clothing optional episode! Wait, what? If you're home alone, that might just be one of the things you enjoy--listening to a couple of ridiculous people talk about nonsense while you clean the fish tank wearing nothing but that old cowboy holster good ole grandpappy left you in his will. It's a no-judgment zone. As you were, dear listener. 

Mwah!

G&E

After two false starts riddled with technical faux pas, we bring you this iteration that was recorded by two people who have completely lost not only their composure, but also any sense of decorum. The devolution happened at a rapid rate, but fun was had and we thank you for indulging us by continuing to listen to our silliness!

xo,

G&E

Oh, hai! We're back to our usual nonsense and headed off on tangents in directions that require on-board navigation. Everything from Driver's Ed to doobies. Recalculating ... recalculating ... But hey--we always reach our destination eventually, and the journey is the best part, amiright?

Thanks for listening!

Always vibing,

G&E

How do you clean your house? Do you organize it room by room on a strict schedule, or do you clean like Eric and Glenna do? Hang onto your hats (or maybe hang up your hats)--it's cleaning day! And string instrument day. Grab yours (dust it off?) and play along! And make some popcorn, because we're talking movies, too. Thanks for listening!

xo,

G&E

Oh, hey fab listeners!

In this episode, Glenna has an existential crisis about the why and how of LinkedIn. Eric does his best to explain all the things. It's what we do. Then stay tuned for a couple good TV show recommendations and thoughts about having too many things.

Glad you're here. You're the best! Mwah!

xo,

G&E