Sip a spicy rosé as Ali and Mariah delve into their new Trash Talk segment, recount how they fell in love with a thin crust pepperoni, and Mariah informs Ali about the Pussy Posse.

Cozy up with a cup of coffee as your hosts weigh in on scrambled pancakes, the body of Christ, and trying to fool Gen Z on their mission to spot millenials.

Sip along with Mariah & Ali as they dive into where to draw the line with familial relations, share the crazy/(bitchy)/hot scale theory, and reminisce on the best teen comedies that are so old they could buy you a drink.

This week, down yourself a shot of your favorite spirit while Ali & Mariah discuss Disney-related injuries, whether or not rodents can be classified as sexy, & an “alleged” zooted JT’s world tour.

This week Ali and Mariah invite you to join them in Struggle City before they debate androgyny, Gen Z throwing up gang signs, and learning what their men think about Julia Roberts.