But What If I Tried Acting?

Sacre Bleu Ivy! We continue the cycle of good album/bad movie. Some people in this movie are hot, and four jokes are funny.

Sampling the Mr. Peabody song, Garth's most nitpicky of musical nitpicks, racist ad pitches, and Beyoncé crying to a Destiny's Child song. That's  right, we listened to Survivor and watched The Fighting Temptations. One of these things is good.

Did Goldmember melt his dick off by having sex with liquid gold? Would Dark Twisted Fantasy be better without the Nicki Minaj intro? Is this the origin of beyhive? These are the important questions we answer in this episode.

Join us as we begin our journey through the works of one Beyoncé Knowles! This week we discuss the debut of Destiny's Child and green screen ourselves to Los Angeles in Carmen: A Hip Hopera. Please say the "A Hip Hopera."

Here's a little bonus content! Garth, Sanchez, and Butler discuss the music that got them through the cursed year 2020.

It's the season finale! Garth and Sanchez watched DMX music videos and talked about many things, including, sometimes, DMX and his film career.

It's our last DMX film! Instead of talking about the movie, we talk about law and order, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and American Girl Dolls. Also some other things!

Butler hates this movie and we talk about it. Also DMX's character is named "Davie." There are cars.

Garth is beyond the law. Sanchez is beyond the law. Butler is beyond the law. Steven Seagal's presence should be beyond the law. We watched Beyond the Law.

This week, we learned that there's one thing more pimpalicious than shiny cars, fur jackets, and canes. That one thing? Bottomless soul-crushing despair! Also, more Green Day.