The Dark Lord drops by to dilate time for an unmeasurable amount of it. Firstly, we're talking space, life on this planet-sized rock and how we cope living in this dark cave 364 days a year. Hello, and welcome to a very non-linear episode.

The Dark Lord drops by to dilate time for an unmeasurable amount of it. Firstly, we're talking space, life on this planet-sized rock and how we cope living in this dark cave 364 days a year. Hello, and welcome to a very non-linear episode.

Are you ready for some very dry comedy? How about some salty remarks? It's Jerky Day!

Are you ready for some very dry comedy? How about some salty remarks? It's Jerky Day!

Are you ready for some very dry comedy? How about some salty remarks? It's Jerky Day!

Load up your pistol shrimp and herd those snails slowly back into the ranch boundary, it's Escargot Day! Fire up the engine of the S-car, and hop in for these goooooood times.

Load up your pistol shrimp and herd those snails slowly back into the ranch boundary, it's Escargot Day! Fire up the engine of the S-car, and hop in for these goooooood times.

Load up your pistol shrimp and herd those snails slowly back into the ranch boundary, it's Escargot Day! Fire up the engine of the S-car, and hop in for these goooooood times.

Get up right now and go stare at that big old pile of trash you will never throw out - it's Pack Rat Day! Burnt pies? Infinite War? Our range of topics is... what's the word? Like endless? Limitless? Anyway, you get the idea.

Get up right now and go stare at that big old pile of trash you will never throw out - it's Pack Rat Day! Burnt pies? Infinite War? Our range of topics is... what's the word? Like endless? Limitless? Anyway, you get the idea.