A shorter-than-normal episode sponsored by technical difficulties. Subway sandwich artists become sandwich architects, then The Duo explores the messed up stuff people do at work. And wonder why they post it online.

The Duo explore the strange case of Boatwright who woke up speaking only Swedish. But they also get off topic with pretzels, the evening news, patents, and the rights to Happy Birthday.

The Duo sit comfortably and safely indoors to talk about people doing ridiculous dangerous things like penis bifurcation and Jonathan Goodwin putting a scorpion in his mouth. PLUS: Keith picks out linens.

The Duo give their ideal sleeping conditions and fear things going wrong in the house. They wrap up with magic, what happened to David Copperfield, and Keith's failed magic career.

The Duo ponder a tamer, less evil, more inspiring Hitler. Greg finds a secret room with an old nemesis. And Keith tries not to be a Seinfeld storyline.

The Duo start off talking about magazines and if Playboy is actually pornography. 90 minutes later they're talking about the salad bar and Judd Hirsch.

The Duo talk about the hidden drama of temperature scales, picking up dog poop in Spain, letting a 10 year-old drive, and if Pepe Le Pew was a rapist.

The Duo talk birthdays. Keith gets Greg fired up over nothing. A racist old man ruins a kid's birthday party. And Japanese kids lick eyeballs.

The Duo start with a random talk of Fight Club, give a psych evaluation to a would-be time traveler, and Tom Hanks narrates Lincoln's murder.

The Duo remember James Gandolfini and perhaps his greatest role as Tony Soprano. They prepare for themselves for the passing of their other icons.