Keith has some questions about Star Wars. Greg clears things up. And The Duo know that this episode will piss off a number of people because they talk about things they don’t like in Star Wars. But at least they’re being honest.

It’s like The Duo took a time machine back to the 90s. Keith and Greg talk about the trend of white guys in bands with dreadlocks, break-up songs, and Greg finds out what Party of Five was really about. Plus, automotive anti-theft devices.

Keith and Greg thought that they were going to talk about something that Keith prepped, but that all gets cast aside when they start talking about House MD and bald eagles. It'll all make sense when you listen.

Keith forgets a major event and is late due to shopping issues. Greg has similar issues with a cashier and a waitress. A police blotter is read and the local bars are reviewed.

Amazingly enough, it took 303 episodes before the duo started talking about Magic: The Gathering. They don't stay on the topic long since since there are lawsuits, illuminati, and Donald Trump to talk about.

The Duo make some edits to the world’s Pasta options and learn how to Au Gratin. They get an apology. And Keith makes a Podfession.

Keith has some stories from the deli counter, and how he is becoming involved in his community. The duo then play a game about which celebrities have slept togehter, which provides for some interesting discussion.

We’re back in 2017 to celebrate 300 episodes of non-sense! Keith reveals something embarrassing, another Dead Pool is submitted, and The Duo examine a lawsuit by their number one guy, Johnathan Lee Riches who sued the show Lost even before the series finale.

In what is likely the last episode of 2016, the duo jump around on a number of topics. They discuss a wedding they attended, a show that Keith attended, and how Keith's mother is very good at ironing.

Trigger Warning: This episode contains a lot of the same stuff The Duo normally talk about including things that bother them on Facebook and washed-up actors. Extra Trigger Warning: They also say something nice. PLUS: They announce their picks for the 2017 Dead Pool. Will Keith come back from his 2016 loss? Find out in 2018!