**Warning** This episode is not exactly topical, as it was recorded a couple months ago, but not to worry; what people read while pooping and 20 year old movies aren't exactly time sensitive

The Duo take a trip by to high school to talk about everything from Catcher in the Rye to the girls they knew. Plus: all the space debris headed towards Earth.

Guys using solo sex toys is creepy, it's not fair, but it's true. Let's take a look at some of the finer things that money can by to pleasure yourself when no-one else is around. The duo also check in on Planet Hollywood and it's illustrious legacy.

The Duo cover a lot of ground. Freak Myers is in studio for the first few minutes. They talk about dolphins and the fate of franchises like Terminator, Fast and Furious and Twins. Plus, the top 100 Ashley Madison passwords.

You ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes in Newark, NJ churches? We know you do! Here's the story of a young man who got more than he bargained for when he want to mass...by the way, it's not what you think.

The rest of The Duo’s talk with John Oldfield. They discuss a great documentary, Tim’s Vermeer. They find out if Keith would ever consider himself an artist. Greg takes a stand against dolphins. And they talk about baseball.

Special Guest, John Oldfield joins us to talk about his podcasting past and future, getting sick at school and The Pope. Most importantly though he talks about his experience in a float tank.

Do animated characters get you all hot and bothered? Does Jessica Rabbit get you going? Does Optimus Prime broaden your bulge? Keith and Greg explore the less traveled road of kids cartoons. They also explore yet another disturbing story of a woman inserting a gun into something other than a holster.

The Duo thank their fans for keeping them going. Is there anything The Duo has done 250 times? Just one. They dig into that, touch a few of their favorite characters and topics. The Duo read a new lawsuit by their favorite plaintiff. PLUS: Bad Libs Police Blotter returns!

This episode is full of creeps, and not just the two hosts. Chuck Berry and many people from Florida keep the duo on their toes, while they try and figure out when the pope will finally make it ok to watch piss videos online.