Twilight (2008). A story about a noodley-legged, vegetarian, hatchback-driving vampire. Also, life hack, order extra sauce at Pizza Hut and they will teach you how to make pizza.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964). We present some alternate songs that could have been used in the classic movie. Also, we get a call from Sanna Clause, who likes microwaved burritos.

National Treasure (2004). 5, 4, 3, National Treasure! The story of a droopy-faced man who steals one sheet of paper. All told through the lens of mediocrity, too! By the way, we are so good at vetriloquism. Notice how you cannot see our lips move at all.

Alternate title: Michael Behind. We use our patented* process of picking the next movies for the podcast. Which movies did we pick? Listen and find out! Oh, and we also recreate the demo song from a 1989 Yamaha PSS-80 keyboard.

Hear our demo recreations at https://butterlegspodcast.com/keyboard

*absolutely not patented

The Godfather (1972). Long-ass movie. Sin liked it. In this episode, Lieutenant Columbo investigates one of the crimes from the movie. A child screams about chicken. Also, what would a Godfather theme have sounded like if the Beastie Boys had made it?

The Fast and the Furious (2001). Starring either The Rock or Vin Diesel - Sin is not quite sure which. We had a great time talking about this movie's tuna salad sandwiches and omnipresent perspiration. We also thought we could improve the movie by convincing Alfred Hitchcock to make his own version... it did not go well.

Space Jam (1996). Come on and slam and dunk it with yo hands. Sin, Jay, and Alex are joined today by the 4th host of Butter Legs, Emperor Palpatine. Join us in our discussion about Michael Jordan, the Looney Toons, and, of course, some really great commercials.

Labyrinth (1986). Chilly down with us, Jennifer Connelly, and David Bowie's famous crotch. We talk about the other choices for Jareth the Goblin King that could have happened. Test your knowledge in a little quiz about Jennifer, Bowie, and Henson. Also, please enjoy some commercials from 1986.