Mitch and Matt close the show with Buy or Sell. A YouTuber created a Ninja Warrior-style obstacle course for his local squirrels and Mitch thinks 100% a squirrel would beat him in a race. Clemson RB Travis Ettiene gained weight by eating too much Popeye's chicken. Matt is loyal to Chick-fil-a and Mitch says Popeye's chicken sandwich is the best around. The NFL is running background checks on NFL commissioner's guests for football games and Barstool Sport's Dave Portnoy did not pass his background check. Mitch is selling, saying the NFL didn't actually execute the test, they just didn't want him around.