Buzzed & Balanced

Buzzed & Balanced

By Meg, Connor & ColtComedySociety & Culture
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Buzzed & Balanced episodes

  • Kitchen Fires and Kickball Chaos (ft. Greg & Wade)

    Season one favorites Greg and Wade are back, and the chaos returns with them. Highlights include Colt's new washer-dryer purchase, a terrifyingly efficient Facebook Marketplace stranger, an actual kitchen fire, a full brunch and beach-trip debrief, and a deep dive into a friend's questionable drag performance. It closes out with cat stories, because of course it does.

    58 min
  • Resurrected: Vapes, Weight Loss, and a Friendship We Didn't See Coming

    They got cancelled, took a year off, and came back different. Meg quit vaping after a very literal baptism (her last vape drowned in a pool), Colt and Meg swap weight-loss and NYC-sweat wake-up-call stories, and Connor gives an update on his thriving, blissfully single summer. Amid the chaos, they get real for a minute: a longtime friend recently passed away after a battle with cancer, and in the wake of it, Colt reconnected with someone he hadn't spoken to in years. Love lives, a Patreon joke that's not really a joke, and a very specific middle school memory round out the comeback episode.

    49 min
  • BONUS Episode: The OG Cake Incident

    FLASHBACK EPISODE: We never released this one... but here we go. The one that started it all, literally. Long before the "cake camera" and the birthday cake that sat in the fridge for a month became running jokes, this is where it happened: Connor and Meg attempt to bake a Betty Crocker red velvet cake completely off the rails while Colt "helps" by making cocktails, and Meg FaceTimes her mom mid-bake for emergency pan advice. Short, chaotic, and a genuinely fun bit of series archaeology if you've ever wondered where half their inside jokes came from.

    25 min
  • Kickball Kweens: Greg Spills The Beans

    In this week's wild episode of "Buzzed & Balanced," Meg, Connor, and Colt are joined by the always-entertaining Greg for a no-holds-barred romp. The show kicks off with a hilariously botched intro, leading to a chat about pronouns. The gang dives into their kickball escapades, highlighting Greg's fierce competitive streak and some hilariously epic on-field fails. Connor shares a side-splitting story about a drunken night where he ended up swapping LinkedIn profiles instead of Instagrams. With juicy personal stories like Greg's strict Christian school upbringing and Colt's not-so-innocent reasons for starting a lacrosse camp, this episode is packed with laughs, awkward moments, and embarrassing stories.

    1 hr 14 min
  • Sisters Unscripted: Emily Takes the Mic

    In this riotous episode of "Buzzed and Balanced," Meg, Connor, and Colt welcome Meg's sister, Emily, a badass dermatology PA with a penchant for slicing skin and injecting Botox. Emily spills the beans on growing up evangelical, hiding her sapphic desires, and awkwardly coming out to her clueless parents. Expect tales of electric hand-holding in third grade, cringey youth group confessions, and hilarious misadventures in the dating pool of Roanoke. The crew doesn't hold back on raunchy humor, discussing everything from Connor's Botox obsession to Colt's scandalous birthday bash featuring jello shots and random makeouts. With a mix of heartfelt moments and unapologetic hilarity, this episode is a wild ride through the messy, fabulous chaos of queer life. Tune in and laugh your ass off!

    1 hr 16 min
  • Southern Sass and Drag Class with Graham Morrison: Part 2

    In the second rollicking half of this special 2-part episode of the "Buzzed & Balanced" podcast, our hosts and special guest Graham (a.k.a. Anna Yacht) dive headfirst into a comedic whirlpool of Nepo babies, accidental legal threats, and unforgettable jingles from bygone commercials. As they swerve from confessions of whisper-shouting inappropriate offers in public to the trials and tribulations of relationships, both failed and flourishing, the episode is a masterclass in turning personal anecdotes into universal humor. Between shared woes over student loans and the eclectic Aquarius birthday cluster, the gang navigates the complexities of love, self-discovery, and the power of a well-timed dick joke. Ending on heartfelt reflections mixed with plans for future pride-themed shenanigans, it's clear that what truly binds them is not just the laughter, but the shared journey through life's absurdities.

    36 min
  • Southern Sass and Drag Class with Graham Morrison: Part 1

    In this hilariously unpredictable episode of "Buzzed & Balanced," the gang—Connor, Colt, Meg, and the spectacularly multifaceted creative Graham Morrison (a.k.a. Anna Yacht)—take us on a wild ride from voice modulation mishaps to drag queen dilemmas, all while trying not to fall off their chairs laughing. Whether it's debating the existential crisis of hearing their recorded voices, navigating the treacherous waters of Hobby Lobby's framing department, or sharing tales of drag artistry and mishaps, no topic is too sacred or too mundane. Add a dash of existential musing on identity, the highs and lows of art school, and the adventures of DIY framing, and you've got a cocktail of conversations that's equal parts insightful and side-splitting. Through the laughter, candid confessions, and unexpected wisdom, "Buzzed & Balanced" proves that life, much like drag, is all about embracing the chaos and making it fabulous.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Resurrected: Vapes, Weight Loss, and a Friendship We Didn't See Coming

    They got cancelled, took a year off, and came back different. Meg quit vaping after a very literal baptism (her last vape drowned in a pool), Colt and Meg swap weight-loss and NYC-sweat wake-up-call stories, and Connor gives an update on his thriving, blissfully single summer. Amid the chaos, they get real for a minute: a longtime friend recently passed away after a battle with cancer, and in the wake of it, Colt reconnected with someone he hadn't spoken to in years. Love lives, a Patreon joke that's not really a joke, and a very specific middle school memory round out the comeback episode.

    49 min
  • Love, Laughs, and Legislation with Bri & Kasey

    In this laughter-packed episode of "Buzzed and Balanced," hosts Colt and Connor, along with their uniquely wonderful landlords-turned-friends Kasey and Bri, dive into a riotous recount of their intertwined lives, sharing everything from their not-so-conventional landlord-tenant relationship to the whirlwinds of love, advocacy, and occasional mayhem. Their conversations twist through tales of impromptu love stories and the birth of "Hurricane Kasey," to more profound discussions on facing discrimination and making a tangible impact on LGBTQ+ rights, all while maintaining an atmosphere of camaraderie and hilarity. It's an episode that perfectly encapsulates the essence of friendship, resilience, and the ability to laugh through life's chaos, leaving listeners both enlightened and thoroughly entertained.

    45 min

About Buzzed & Balanced

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Buzzed & Balanced is what happens when three real friends, Meg, Connor, and Colt, hit record and just talk. No script, no filter, no topic off limits. One week it's quitting vapes and running for the first time in years. The next it's a kitchen fire, a Facebook Marketplace horror story, or someone getting engaged mid-episode. They bring on friends, exes' enemies, and the occasional stray dog to keep things honest and occasionally unhinged.