In this episode of Buzzing About HR, we start with a first day that far too many people recognise. No logins. An induction from 2016. A team who did not know someone was starting, let alone their name. And by lunchtime, that new hire is already wondering if they made a mistake.
A messy first day tells people everything they need to know about your business. And it is rarely the message you want to send. This episode is about turning that chaos into a simple, repeatable onboarding system that helps good people settle, feel valued and actually stay.
If you run a UK small business or you are the HR team of one, this is a practical blueprint you can put into action straight away. We break onboarding down into five clear stages. Before they start. Day one. Week one. Month one. And the first 90 days. Nothing fluffy. Just what needs to happen, when, and who owns it.
I talk through why the first week matters more than most businesses realise. It builds trust, cuts mistakes and stops people quietly disengaging before they have even found their feet. We also cover the UK legal basics that need to be right from the start, including contracts on or before day one, right to work checks, correct pay, basic health and safety and handling personal data properly. Getting these right early builds instant credibility.
Then we get practical. I show you how to split onboarding roles across tiny teams without overwhelming anyone. Owner, buddy, IT, payroll and even virtual assistants all have a part to play. You will hear what a realistic first day actually looks like, including a calm start time, meaningful work before lunch and a clear finish with a plan for tomorrow.
You will also get quick wins for both on site and remote starters. Simple things like a one page day one plan, a booked lunch with friendly faces, short screen recordings for common tools and daily buddy check ins that stop small worries growing into big problems. I share simple scripts and templates you can reuse, from welcome messages to those slightly awkward wobble conversations that can make or break confidence.
We also talk about spotting early signs that someone might leave. Silence in meetings. Repeated small errors. Eating lunch alone every day. And more importantly, what to do within the first seven days to turn things around. Clear milestones keep it fair and focused, with simple goals, check ins and decision points that protect both the business and the individual.
Build onboarding once and run it every time. That is how culture becomes visible. Ready beats winging it. Kindness beats chaos. And cake always works better when there is a plan.
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