content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, and suicide


This week, Princess takes a break from the roommates to talk about the sisters. In this episode, she asks how many sisters is too many, who made Shakur the President of Everything, and how many BBLs can one show have


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The Real World
Season 12
Episodes 19, 20, and 21

This week, Irulan and Alton are headlining Wrestlemania 57. It's also Arissa's birthday and we finally find out why she is the way she is. And finally, we spend some time focusing on Frank, who is the most boring person in the world.

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The Real World,
Season 12
Episodes 16, 17, and 18

This week, the roommates head to Austraila and Princess has a lot of controversial opinions about the place. She covers the love triangle between Irulan, Alton, and everyone else. And she tries to save Trishelle, even though she don't wanna be saved.


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The Real World, Season 12
Episodes 13, 14, and 15

This week, Princess is back, back, back again. She's talking funny but she's talking about Brynn's love life, Arissa's trust issues, and Irulan's tent.

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The Real World, Season 12
Episodes 10, 11, and 12

content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault against a minor, homophobia

This week, Princess is back from her Mother's Day break and ready to talk about Trishelle's ovulation cycle, Alton's homphobia, and Frank's skanks.

Real World: Las Vegas
Season 12
Episodes 7, 8, and 9

content warning: eating disorder



This week, Princess is talking about Irulan's choice, Alton's hoes, and Frank's place in the house.

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Real World: Las Vegas

Season 12, Episodes 4, 5, and 6

content warning: sexual assault


This week, Princess is talking about creepy bosses, Frank's apologies, and the infamous fork episode.


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Real World Las Vegas S12, E1, 2, and 3

Welcome to Season 13 of Bye Pumkin!

This week, Princess kicks off the new season with a new show--Real World Las Vegas. Let's meet the cast, set up the storylines, and decide which one of these people looks like Tom Nook.

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This week, Princess gives advice to strangers. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Send emails here. Follow on Instagram here.

content warning: rape, suicide, sexual assault, domestic violence This week, Princess gets to talk about the Little Women franchise and the greatest spinoff to exist in reality tv history. Shout out to Alex for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send an email to [email protected] or send a message on Patreon. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Send emails here. Follow on Instagram here.