Bye Pumkin

Intervention--Diana content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug use content note: This is an edited version because I misgendered Courtney Stodden. I didn't mean to do that so I just edited out any mention of them. This week, I'm tired. But let's talk about these party cowboy hats that you put once you start dating the pretty boy of the homeless community. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Ask Me Anything This week, you asked and I answered! Sorry about the sniffles. I have allergies and I've been breathing in paint fumes all day. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 15 and 16 This week, it's just me and you. Let's close out season 10 of Bye Pumkin with back to back tangents about Fred Savage and Marky Mark and maybe a little talk about Vanderpump Rules. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 13 and 14 This week, I have David (@carriagereturn) from The Countess and Friends talking about whether Jax is a time traveling vampire, Stassi's slapping ability, and when to keep on lying until you die. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 11 and 12 This week, I have Mani from Mixing with Mani (@mixingwithmani) to discuss birthday dinners, liar liar lying faces, and totally secret proposals. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10 This week, I have Naudia (@lovejones90) to discuss some Vanderpump Rules but mostly taking detours into Black Ink Crew, College Hill, and other black programming. Special appearance by my 6yo son, Monkey. AKA this family's Jan Brady. AKA my short king because if this kid grows to be over 5ft tall I will be very very shocked. And yes, I'm a hypocrite. I never said I wasn't, guys. Enjoy! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8 This week, Maria (@olivianadineboutique) joins me to talk about eyelashes, holding grudges, and Vegas Scheana. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6 This week, we have Carla from There Might Be Cupcakes shooting the shit about how Jax is very good at picking up women, whether or not it's OK to ask two of your employees to give a lap dance to their boss, and how Kristen has become a permanent member of my List of Things That Scare the Shit Out of Me Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4 This week, we have gotten Kara Berry of Everyone's Business But Mine (EBBMpodcast) through threats and blackmail. Together we discuss the attractiveness of all of the cast, Scheana friendworthy-ness, and whether we believe Tom and Ariana are cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

This is Us Let's talk about the Pearsons and why they are the worst and why this is my favorite tv to cry to. Thanks to Meaghan for sponsoring this episode! If you want to sponsor a bonus episode, send an email to [email protected] and pitch me! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.