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My 600-lb Life, Season 5, Episode 13 UPDATE: Hey all. This episode should have had a content warning on it for physical and sexual child abuse. I forgot. I’m sorry. Maybe skip this episode if that’s going to be a hard listen for you.  This week, we continue the Assanti saga with our guest Rachelle Gabrielle, of How About No and If You Have to Ask. Together we get into why Justin is a part of this show, tv therapy, and whether Steven Assanti is a Karen. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 13 It's Assanti season...in a special three part arc, we'll explore the Assanti family, their dysfunctions, their character flaws, and their pizza orders. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 1 This week, we follow Kandi and Brandi, 600-lb twins, as they get on Dr. Now's weight loss plan. We'll get into the creepiness of twins, whether it's standard to be powdering your sister's pussy, and whether I should testify at Dr. Now's malpractice lawsuit. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

My 600-LB Life, Season 8, Episode 4 This week, we follow JT, his bad attitude, and his dog, Bella on his weight loss journey. Along the way, we'll get into some lymphedema talk, a banging taco salad, and whether or not JT met his fiancée three days before he started filming.

My 600-lb Life, Season 2, Episode 1 This week we check in with Zsalynn, a model fat person, and her husband, the worst man on My 600LB Life. Digressions include Sex And The City, Marcus Limonis, and This Is Us.

My 600 LB Life Season 8, Episode 2 Listen, I'm writing this days after I recorded the episode. I don't know what this episode is about. I don't know what I said. Hopefully, I didn't say anything too wild. I'll have to wait and see.

My 600 LB Life: Season 6, Episode 7 Season 7 of Bye Pumkin is finally here. Let's kick off this My 600 LB Life journey with Lisa, a woman who can scream, lie, and give you too much information about her sex life. I'll also get into the ground rules of this season, the ethics of Dr. Now, and whether fat people get fucked. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

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Moving Parts As we gear up for Season 7 of Bye Pumkin, let's take a little detour over to Trixie Mattel's compelling documentary, Moving Parts. In this episode, Princess chops it up about Drag Race Allstars Season 3, layered business partnerships, and her complicated feelings about Trixie Mattel herself.

And just like that, it's time to wrap up season 6 of Bye Pumkin on the Real Housewives of Miami. This week, we get into the reunion of it all, who is still mad, and when to stay in a mama's place. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.