Fogel has merch, grinds my gears featuring Jessie, where is Rome and who is Caesar, hot dogs, sports, bachelor, hot dogs.

Everyday is Tuesday, Chris Harrison is bigger than COVID-19, what is a quadthorpe, golfers are rich, Alex needs melatonin and someone PLEASE tell us if we’re getting taxed.

Netflix doesn’t have a marketing team, how bacon made us jewish, AK is Bigfoot, getting married is selfish, and is the Lightning game over yet?

Tik Tok featuring Kesha, just sports, Facts with Fogel or Fogel Facts (TBD), and Bachelorette ~ Drama ~

Fan of Football Team, don’t hit dogs, she said yes but we said no, dishwashers should be louder, and where are you?

Washington football is a dumpster fire, sports are somewhat back, everyone is engaged but us, Bieber vs Tiger vs Kanye, and calling makes us nervous.

The “DC” Redskins are changing their name, a HEATED argument about utensils, and why airplane mode will kill you. PS, Jessie beat Alex in golf?!?! (not clickbait)

Salvatores has good pizza, the Redskins are kind of a football team, Bagel Land has bagels, Netflix has originals and U-Hauls help you haul. Also, Alex SHOULD shave.

We go over original podcast names, why green bubbles need to be banished from society as a whole, and how Cookout determines where we go to college.