Byron and Pace

Byron and Pace

By Byron Dempsey & Pace RandolphComedy
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Byron and Pace episodes

  • 20. Logan Paul Sends Roses To Sydney Sweeney Every Day?!
    Welcome home to the Byron and Pace show!

    This week we’re back to the good stuff with ‘Fact or Cap’:

    - The man who walked out of 4 prisons
    - Nobles wore wigs because of Syphilis?
    - Logan Paul is sending a rose to Sydney Sweeney every day?
    - The richest dog in the world…

    Then hold on to your hats as we tear through a ripper ‘Dad Jokes’ section that starts horrifically (thanks to Byron) but turns out to be one of the best yet.

    Finishing with ‘Would You Rather’ as always!
    - Time machine or teleporter?
    - Poop bees or pee bees?
    - Lisp and stutter or never ending fart?
    - Reincarnate as land or sea creature?
    - Use a spoon or a knife?

    Thanks for playing along at home and much love,

    B&P x

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    26 min
  • 19. Paris Hilton's Mother Made Her Take Sex Lessons?!
    Welcome home to the Byron and Pace Show!

    Is David Attenborough Secretly Recording Every Word Before He Dies So They Can Recreate His Voice?
    Are Detoxes A Scam?
    Did Paris Hilton's Mother Make Her Take S#x Lessons?
    Can You Sink In Quicksand?
    Do Woodpeckers Wrap Their Tongue Around Their Brain To Stop Brain Damage?

    Plus a new segment called 'News for Noobs' and of course 'Would You Rather'

    Enjoy!

    B&P x

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    33 min
  • 18. Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died While Banging His Mum??
    Welcome home to the Byron and Pace Show!

    Did Matthew McConaughey's Dad die while banging his Mum?
    Does Taylor Swift keep a frame picture of Kayne interrupting her?
    Was Woody Harrelson's Dad a hit man?
    Have you heard of the Toybox Killer?
    AND you won't believe how old the oldest hotel in the world is...

    Plus a new segment called 'News for Noobs' and of course 'Would You Rather'

    Enjoy!

    B&P x

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    39 min
  • 17. Hitchhiking Robots And 98% Of People Adopted In Japan Are Adults...
    Welcome home to the Byron and Pace podcast!

    Why do they adopt so many adults in Japan?
    Did the CEO of Segway die in a Segway accident?
    Can a Grizzly Bear crush a bowling ball with its teeth?
    Can you write a best selling book with only 50 words?
    Would you rather have teeth for hair or hair for teeth?

    We know you're all dying to know the answers, so get listening x

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    30 min
  • 16. The Secret Sex Loophole Mormons Use to Cheat God
    Welcome home to the Byron and Pace podcast!

    Back to regular scheduling with just the two of us today.

    Yes you heard it right, how to cheat god? Plus the dirtiest man a live. 

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    38 min
  • 15. Coachella Is Cancelled and Idris Elba was Dave Chappelle's Drug Dealer
    Welcome home to the Byron and Pace podcast!

    Back to regular scheduling with just the two of us today.

    We're talking Idris Elba Dealing Drugs, Coachella Is Cancelled, The Delorean Was Originally A Fridge and Trump Paid His Song $30mil To Finish School...

    Plus our Dad Jokes this week are actually brilliant, maybe not always funny, but genuinely brilliant.

    Would You Rathers go off as always, but the real treat is The Challenge Byron has prepared at the end of the show!

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    30 min
  • 14. Exploding Cigars, Hitler In Art School, Tickling Octopuses AND OUR FIRST GUEST EVER!
    So excited to launch this episode!

    We're joined by one of the biggest contributors to the show so far, Nic Grove. Nic is not only a great friend, but has submitted some of the best stories we've told so far, so we just had to get him on the pod.

    We're talking Exploding Cigars, The Worst Ever Kidnapping, Luckiest Skydiver of All Time, Australia's Favourite Bird and A Move Set to Come Out In 100 Years?!

    After that we've got a truly horrific Dad Jokes section, followed by Would You Rather questions including Red or Blue Pill, Eat Living Bugs or Dead People and Speak All Languages or Talk To Animals?

    Have fun with this one, because we did!

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    34 min
  • 13. Robert Pattinson Refused Batman, Immortal Animals and The REAL Reason Pirates Wore Eye Patches
    Episode 13 baby LET'S GO!

    This one is an absolute ripper.

    We're talking Immortal Animals, Are Polar Bears Actually Black? The Most Horrifying Coming Of Age Ceremony and the REAL Reason Pirates Wore Eye Patches. All this and more, you lucky bastards...

    Dad Jokes Galore, our world famous Would You Rather questions and just an all round good time.

    Enjoy!

    B&P x

    **GIVEAWAY LINK** https://byronandpace.ck.page/manscaped

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    25 min
  • 12. Couldn't be bothered to name this one but it's absolutely incredible
    Episode 12 is FINALLY here!
     
    We've talking King Tutankhamun was a total FRAUD, Water Bears are the hardest animal to KILL and a bunch of other stories I can't remember right now.
     
    There's one absolutely ripper Dad Joke that's worth waiting for and then Would You Rather is of course the best thing you've ever heard. 

    Much love and hit the link below for our GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    B&P x

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    26 min
  • 11. Disney's Frozen Conspiracy, Freddie Mercury's Dwarves and Heath Ledger in Batman
    Episode 11 is here!
     
    Today we’re talking the Freddie Mercury's Dwarves, Heath Ledger as The Joker in Batman, Disney's Frozen Conspiracy and Genghis Khan's Insane Funeral.
     
    Of course we share a few horrific Dad Jokes and get a little philosophical in this week’s Would You Rather.

    Much love and stay tuned for the next giveaway!
     
    B&P x

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    24 min

About Byron and Pace

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Just a couple of housemates telling crazy stories, but are they real or not? Play along at home or just tune in while we try to make each other look stupid.

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