Soap socks and cum jokes and Dwayne Johnson in tow, Aaron Rogers two weeks in a row. Juliette, Jasper, Spencer, and Soph too, these are all things in this episode for you! Listeners, that was a fun diddy but this episode is serious. We make our apologies, thank the powers at be and join J and J (Juliette and Jasper, NOT the vaccine, Fauci, get off our ass) in abolishing NPR-core. We cancel a real person who should face justice and have a great time doing it. Introducing our new investigative segment: To Hunt a Tip!