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SHOW CONTENTS:

:00-1:32 INTRO

BIG LEAD: (1:51-11:39): COLLEGE FOOTBALL CAN’T BE SERIOUS

5 STORIES:

(11:52) THE NFL EVERYDAY?(15:45) LIVE MIC TV(18:46) STEPH CURRY OFFICIALLY HAS THE BEST LIFE(21:51) DRAYMOND NOT THE NEW CHUCK YET(25:39) LAKERS OR CLIPPERS?

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY: (33:02) ASTERISKS HITTING COACH ALEX CINTRON

ONE GOOD THING: (37:15) APPRECIATING MIKE TROUT

CABOOSE PISTOL FINALE: (40:22)

A. IN THE AIR TONIGHT COOL AGAIN

B. YOU OR YOUR FRIEND IN A BEAR ATTACK?

C. SUMMER PENIS

OUTRO

SHOW RECAP:

INTRO :00 - 2:57

BIG LEAD (3:00-8:38) MLB: is it about business or safety?

FIVE STORIES: (8:45)

(8:50) MLB Weekend recap: Judge, Cespedes and Ohtani. (11:42) Lemon Pepper Lou outed again. (15:18) Does The Rock need a tax write off? (18:43) MNF used to be cool, what happened? (20:19) NHL players get some help with a cool anti-racism promo.

ASSHOLE OF THE DAY (22:25): The Reece McGuire Arrest video is released. Most embarrassing arrest ever.

ONE GOOD THING (26:37): Love or hate Mookie Betts, that was a hell of a throw from right field on the fly to third base.

CABOOSE PISTOL FINALE (28:26):

A. The man with a penis on his arm, seriously.

B. Bra strap stopped a bullet.

C. Porsche bought with a home printer check and then the guy got greedy.

D. Who knew sperm swam “like otters” to the egg?

OUTRO (34:23)

SHOW CONTENTS:

INTRO :00-1:51

THE LEAD: (2:00-7:22) DODGERS VS. ASTROS PAYBACK

5 BIG STORIES (7:22)

NBA RETURNS AFTER FOUR MONTH LAYOFF (7:33-12:15) BELICHICK AT IT AGAIN? (12:17) TOMMY PHAM CAN’T HAVE KIDS ANYMORE (15:26) COLLEGE FOOTBALL CAN’T PLAY BECAUSE KIDS CAN’T CONTROL THEIR HORMONES (18:15)CADDYSHACK IS 40 (2:43)

A-HOLE OF THE DAY (25:01) - MICHAEL PORTER JR. IS HIGH

ONE GOOD THING: (27:58) - KEVIN HARLAN IS BACK

CABOOSE PISTOL FINALE (30:48)

A. U2 PLAYS STAIRWAY ... FINALLY

B. IS TINDER STILL A THINGS? YES IT IS.

C. KING OF THE JUNGLE MY ASS.

OUTRO

EPISODE RECAP:

:00-:1:32 INTRO

1:32-5:47 LEAD OFF: BASEBALL IS BACK AND I’VE EMBRACED WHAT THIS SEASON IS.

(5:47) 5 STORIES:

1- MOOKIE BETTS ISN’T A 12-YEAR KIND OF GUY

2- I’M GOOD WITH MLB STADIUMS LOOKING LIKE NASCARS

3- THE NBA BUBBLE GAMES LOOK DOPE

4- WASHINGTON FC - THE WASHINGTON NFL TEAM CAN’T THINK OF A NAME

5- ODDS ON WHICH SPORTS CAN MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE

(23:06) A-HOLE OF THE DAY: GUY TAKES HIS TWO YEAR-OLD TO ROB A BANK , PLUS NUNS ROB BANKS.

(26:46) ONE GOOD THING: CANADA HAS SEX TIPS - JERRY JONES APPROVES.

(30:40) CABOOSE PISTOL FINALE:

1- COLONIAL ANGUS

2- KFC MADE WITH A PRINTER

3- WHAT SNOOP DOGG’S ROLLER SHOULD MAKE

OUTRO

SHOW RUNDOWN:

:00-1:30 INTRO

1:30-5:45: LEAD - REAL OR FAKE NOISE IN MLB FANLESS STADIUMS. (HARPER VS. BELLINGER HOME RUNS SOUND)

5:52 - 5 STORIES

(6:11) NBA, NFL COVID-19 UPDATE (SOUND)(11:00) FORBES BEST SPORTS CITIES AND MINE(16:34) BARKLEY VS. DRAYMOND ON NEW TNT SHOW (SOUND)(18:29) LANDING ON THE MOON (SOUND) (19:52) AB RETIRES...AGAIN. (SOUND)

(23:08) A-HOLE OF THE DAY: WOMAN PEES IN MIDDLE OF VERIZON STORE WHEN ASKED TO WEAR A MASK (SOUND OF NEWS STORY).

(27:23) ONE GOOD THING: THE ESTATE OF THE LATE SINGER CHRIS CORNELL RELEASES A REMAKE ON WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS 56TH BIRTHDAY. (SOUND).

(31:08) CABOOSE FINALE:

-IS WILL FERRELL STILL FUNNY (INTERVIEW CUTS)

-SHARK LADY ATTACKED, STILL LOVES SHARKS

-“CUOMO MENU” TO GET TO GO BOOZE

OUTRO

PODCAST RUNDOWN:

INTRO: :00-2:05

BIG LEAD (2:05): WHY SO MUCH HYPE ABOUT MADDEN RATINGS? FEATURING SOUND FROM LAMAR JACKSON AND KYLER MURRAY.

5 STORIES OF THE DAY (6:12)

(6:12) WHY THE COWBOYS WON’T SHOW DAK THE MONEY - EVER. (12:03) SNITCHING IN THE BUBBLE - WHO WOULDN’T DO IT? FEATURING SOUND FROM DOC RIVERS. (14:09) BRYSON DECHAMBEAU GOES TIN CUP. FEATURING SOUND FROM DECHAMBEAU AND A PGA OFFICIAL DURING THE MELTDOWN. (17:53) THIS DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY - DAVE PARKER’S THROW IN THE 1979 MLB ALL-STAR GAME IN SEATTLE. FEATURING AUDIO FROM THE CALL. (20:11) THE JOHNNY DEPP - AMBER HEARD TRIAL IN LONDON IS WILD AND ELON MUSK WAS THERE TO PICK UP THE PIECES FOR HER.

A-HOLE OF THE DAY (22:18): ACTUALLY , A-HOLES. PEOPLE RIPPING JAMES HARDEN FOR HIS BLUE MASK. FEATURING AUDIO FROM HARDEN AFTER HE ARRIVED AT NBA BUBBLE IN ORLANDO.

ONE GOOD THING (25:18): A LITTLE BOY WHO SAVED HIS SISTER AND CAPTAIN AMERICA MAKES AN AMAZING FACETIME CALL TO HIM. FEATURING AUDIO FROM CHRIS EVANS.

CABOOSE PISTOL FINALE (29:10): COCAINE COFFEE BANDITS GET BUSTED BECAUSE OF JOHN WICK, PILOTS WITH NO LICENSES GIVE US A REASON TO PLAY THE KAREEM SCENE FROM AIRPLANE AND GETAWAY DRIVER MOM WITH A MOVIE RECOMENDATION.

Episode Breakdown:

:00-1:55 INTRO

1:55-7:25 BIG LEAD: Dan Snyder should lose the Redskins. Featuring sound from Bruce Allen, Adam Schefter and Kyle Shanahan.

7:25-19:57 FIVE STORIES FOR JULY 16 2020:

https://youtu.be/M1WbInjIYN8

Danica and Aaron breakup but her appearance talking about Rodgers mustache which leads to a conversation about Sam Elliott is the star attraction. Featuring Danica Patrick and a snippet from Roadhouse picked just for you.

https://twitter.com/patrickmahomes/status/1283928286595293189?s=21

2. (11:11) JJ Watt’s tweet sounds a lot like MLB issues which forced delays. Will the NFL be different? I can live without other sports, but not football! Can a sport built on blood, sweat and spit survive Covid-19?

https://twitter.com/joelsherman1/status/1283863801817899017?s=21

3. (13:35) A week from today the Washington Nationals finally begin defense of their 2019 World Series title when they host former Astros ace Gerrit Cole and the New York Yankees in our nation’s capital. Umm...they were supposed to, but will they? I hate you Covid-19 with the heat of a billion suns.

https://youtu.be/P9DHA2dJ7uQ

4. (14:46) I was looking for some sound for the podcast on You Tube and randomly in my playlist was a famous clip of then Pirates manager Jim Leyland going OFF on a young and skinny, but still superstar Barry Bonds. The language is colorful, so be warned. What would happen if a coach or manager went off on a superstar like this in today’s sports landscape? Unemployment.

5. (17:27) ESPN’s Rachel Nichols was done dirty and wrong by a disgruntled coworker trying to grab some grim on her down in Orlando at the NBA bubble. Her room is set up to do live shows from Florida and one would assume when she’s not on the air, all the broadcast devices would be turned off. Not so much. Deadspin (who knew?), received footage of Nichols in her room discussing business matters as we all do given office politics. Obviously the footage was obtained illegally. ESPN Relased a statement on Thursday:

“We are extremely disappointed about the leak of a private conversation. It’s indefensible and an intrusion on Rachel’s privacy. As for the substance of the conversation, it is not reflective of our decision-making on staffing assignments for the NBA, which has largely been driven by the circumstances of the pandemic.”

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