The Panthers absolutely wallop the near-unanimous favorite Falcons, and Mike Jack does his worst Michael Jackson impression.

Panthers fans were left with even more questions after the weird and wild loss to the Cardinals.

A predictable start after an offseason of hype. Will the Panthers get back on track this season, or are we in for another year of watching minor league ball?

The CPC Team breaks some bad news, then places ten wagers on the upcoming season. Any winnings will be donated to a local charity (TBD). Bryce and co., every yard, every touchdown, every win means more food in the mouths of the needy. Y'all care about the children, right?

If you have a recommendation for a charity to donate our forthcoming stacks of cash to, leave us a note in the comments.

The Panthers surprised a lot of fans - and at least one analyst who was taking the draft a bit personally - by drafting Tetairoa McMillan eighth overall. After the CPC Team had some time to simmer down, we reconvened to share our thoroughly uneducated opinions on the 2025 class.

Young man, are you listening to me? I said
Young man, what do you want to be? I said
Young man, you can make real our dreams
But you've got to know this one thing
No man does it all by himself, I said
Young man, put their derision on the shelf
And just go there, to the B.O.A
I'm sure you can help them today

For the first time in 2 years, the Panthers were favored to win a game. In classic Panthers fashion, the team tripped, flopped, fumbled, and totally bungled the opportunity for a statement victory.

The Panthers continue to ascend as Bryce Young and Adam Thielen nearly completed yet another game winning drive, this time against a surging (and far more talented) Eagles team; however, with the game winning touchdown in his hands, Xavier Legette did his best Ted Ginn Jr. impression and dropped the ball.

A grateful CPC crew discusses Willstradamus surviving a very serious motorcycle accident, covers recent games, and describes the strangest things they have ever eaten.

Who needs a franchise QB when your freshly minted franchise RB can put the team on his back? Bryce is right to feel blessed.