Cade and Joaquin Talk at You

Cade and Joaquin Talk at You

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Cade and Joaquin Talk at You episodes

  • Would You Drink Human Breast Milk?

    A question posited that could shake the very foundation of the podcast! What does this mean for the future of our two leading boys? How could this monumental question make them change their fundamental values as creators. Is it cannibalism? I'll stop yammering so you can jump in and find our for yourself!  

    Cereal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PXHnXr_EH8&t=92s 

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    50 min
  • Thor Freudenthal Please Come on the Podcast

    Guys, put your powers together for this one. We gotta get this guy on the show! He directed Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Percy Jackson 2, and more! He's the heroes of heroes! Director of people! What a talent we have at our disposal!  We need him on the show! We wanna ask him about Jason Lee's skateboarding! Please guys! Help us out!  

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    41 min
  • Jeff Bezos Has Become a Gigolo

    Amazon stock has been plummeting recently so Jeffy Boy has had to turn to his other passion to get the bills paid. Professional Gigolo. Now many people don't know about this side of his life which is why they are currently in production on a documentary about the entire situation. It's full of heart, heartbreak, and laughs and Cade and Joaquin have the inside scoop!  

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    47 min
  • Justice for the Chiquita Banana Lady

    History is filled with important people that have for no real reason at all been overlooked in more recent years. We feel as though the Chiquita Banana Lady is one of those people! It's her time in the limelight! Her life, her skills, her passions! The only problem, we don't know anything about her! Please Chiquita Banana Lady, come forth and prosper as you were always meant to!  

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    47 min
  • The Time Traveling Playboy Terminator

    She's come from the future to make the past more fun! In a dire situation where all of the fun has died out, one android makes it her quest to reignite the joy the world once had. She travels to the past where she encounters two podcast hosts, with no knowledge of what is going on will this unlikely team be able to put aside their differences and save the world? Or will the evil business overlords force everyone into a future of perpetual paperwork?!   

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    36 min
  • Daddy, You Seeing Me Now?

    Everyone has issues with their father. Especially your boy Jesus, he has the biggest daddy issues of all! His dad was all up in the sky and stuff and didn't talk to him probably. They were all into being ambiguous with each other. A real downer if you ask me. When he was on that crucifix I bet that didn't help any! What a bad dad!   

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    36 min
  • Santa Doesn't Have Time for You

    He's gotta travel the whole world! He doesn't have the time to make sure your toy is ok! There's people to punish, people to pleasure, and he just has the one night to do it in! So no, he's not gonna be all careful walking around your house. He's gonna gobble down those cookie and suck that milk right up! He can't take his time! How are you not getting this? He's a busy man for one solid 24 hour period!  

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    37 min
  • The Aglet Generation

    1997-2004, a weird subset of people who seem disconnected from from every generations before and after it. They stand alone amongst a sea of people who all have grouped together in similar opinions. What does that mean for us? IT means we must form a new generation. One shared around a song from a 2000s children's cartoon in which you finally learn what the little plastic part of the end of a shoe lace is called. It's time to become: The Aglet Generation.  

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    40 min
  • An Educational Show About Murder

    Down the rabbit hole we go as murder and assassins fill our bloodstream. What's the difference? Who's to say? Answer: Us. Us is to say. The definitive answer finally bubbles to the surface in this jaw dropping episode you won't want to miss!  

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    34 min
  • Taking Your Regular Girlfriend to the Beach

    Hello, fellow regular person having a nice day at the beach! I have brought my totally real significant other along with me for a very relaxing time. We shall play in the sand, and together we will wade into the sea! Watch as her life like motions replicate that of us! We are going to have a great time!  

    Listen to us on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtQoLlHhttfldx6BNJkYo

    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cade-and-joaquin-talk-at-you/id1620007321 

    Joaquin: @J3nmsss - Twitter                 

    @j0aquin.romeo - Instagram 

    Cade: @Expardoncade - Everywhere

    41 min

About Cade and Joaquin Talk at You

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Cade and Joaquin venture into the realm of podcasts tackling a different topic every episode. With a wide range of stories from their lives to even just talking about movies these boys can talk for…