Potentially the best CoS of the pack. A safari (emphasis on the tiger) is commercialized and underwritten until WZBC management threatens to bring the show down:
Welcome Beth you safari guide you, take us on a hay rack ride through the jungle (Bobby will drive the tractor)Commercial: Dan Bellow’s will send you printer paper with an interactive CD on what to do with it (recipes? term papers?)Commercial: people who have nut allegies need to stay away from nuts (and people who like them)Sean calls in with some fantastic tiger poemsCommercial: Baby HypnosisBeth wonders what tigers are thinking and wonders what we’ll see on the safari while Ilana calls inCommercial: Clam Top Bitterinos (go bitter)Bobby drives us deep into the jungle with baby elephants and baby tigersCommercial: Feline Higher EdCommercial: Super Sacks (big ol’ bags)An amazing tiger psychic reveals that being a tiger psychic means having a lay with tigers (spooning?)Commercial: Eat Some SalmoniteCommecial: Birds are JerksUh oh — the WZBC promotions director calls in and tells us we shouldn’t be advertising and underwriting.Commercial: Ballet for BoysCommercial: Jim’s BucketA caller gives us tiger facts: weretigers, tigers on cereal boxes, dolphins less awesome than tigersCommercial: Maced and TazedA call from an ad exec who threatens to pull her ad for Clam Top BitterinosCommercial: Vince Vaughn is the cutest pumpkin ever (believe us)Commercial: Eat Vanilla DickleCommercial: Eat ChocsplosionAd exec back on the line with Hot Hot Bad Boy Bobby and hangs up during the Clam Top Bitterinos adCommercial: Eat Carrots and Corn (the Wind of Change Bellows with the Best of Them)Commercial: Think You Can Be Less of a Jerkface and Figure Out this To-Do List?More from the WZBC Promotions GuyA call from Mary Baker Eddy digresses into palindromesCommercial: Nell Glass wants you to help the environment by eliminating your wasteful double-lettered nameCommercial: Liztus, a crazy cactus lizard juiceThe safari picks back up with the parronkey (parrot monkey) and Bobby tells a story about a dog peeing on a tree before a surprise prehistoric visitor prematurely ends the safariCommercial: “Helmet Helmet”, a child’s poem brought to you by the Helmet Association of AmericaCommercial: Puddles, Ducks, Plants, BeesThe dandyman calls in and instigates a singalong that leads to a capital crimeBeth is underwritten by the Sexual Awareness CouncilCommercial: Nastlie, the sexiest baby formula out thereCommercial: the Meat Star, the most delicious-looking star in the skyA call from Tommy Dickie jumps through a hoop of the hoop and Bobby has a falling out with most everyone before Ferris Bueller gets remade at the end of the showAnd much more exploding stuff that explodes all over the airwavesTiger elephant monkey monkey hamster tiger show.