Caffeinated Conspiracies

Caffeinated Conspiracies

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  • How About We Be Friends, How About You Suck A Dick

    On this weeks episode Big Dave takes a look at how social media has impacted our life in both positive and negative ways.

    We discuss online dating and what we do to avoid being cat fished by Calumn .

    We talk Myspace, changing the backgrounds and adding music you could never pause.

    We talk the older generation and text talk.

    Its on this weeks episode of The Northern Dreamers 

    56 min
  • I Used A Force Effects Lightsaber As A Sexual Aid.

    On this weeks episode of The Northern Dreamers, the guys talk music scores. They start with their love for Disney movies such as Mulan, Aladdin and Fantasia, what the music did for the film and how they helped us feel.

    They also discuss what music help build tension and ask the questions; is Jason really humming his own theme song? and Does Jaws (Bruce) just see people as an all you can eat buffet?

    Adam tells us what noise turtles make when mating, Calumn serenades us with the hits from Mulan, Little Dave talks his love for Bigfoot & the Bee Gees and Glen Reveals the true feature of a Lightsaber.

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    1 hr 12 min
  • She Turned On The Lights And Ran Away Crying.

    Every Show has that defining episode, for the Northern Dreamers this is that episode.

    This week the team talk first times, the first time driving a car, a first date and even the first time getting caught doing something you shouldn't.

    This weeks episode takes a very dark and hilarious turn when Calumn reveals why he may need therapy, Glen Talks being stopped by the police, Omer tells of the struggles of dating in the early 00's little Dave struggles with english and Adam tells us all about his first kiss.

     

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Who Needs Lube When You Have Bacon Butter

    This week the Northern Dreamers talk food again or, cooking without Calumn if you will. We talk about the foods we enjoy cooking, our favourite food and what is our go-to meals are when out.

    We talk; what if we were on death row and what our last meal would be before Dave and Adam argue about a meat platter.

    It's all happening in this week's episode. Warning, May make you hungry, if not a little horny.

    This weeks team is Big Dave and Adam our host, Glen

    1 hr 7 min
  • A Turkey Baster Full Of Jizz, That's Gotta Be First Class

    This week the Northern Dreamers talk about side hustles and what we had to do or planned to do during Lockdown in the midst of Covid-19.

    Dave talks about how he is the before and after picture of Terry Crews (check out our Instagram, you'll see what we mean).

    We go down the route of selling our semen to make some extra cash plus all the other weird and wonderful ideas people have to keep themselves afloat during the pandemic.

     

    This week's team is Glen, Omer, Calumn and we're hosted by Big Dave.

     

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    1 hr 2 min
  • I'd Buy A Super Nintendo And Bitch Slap My Mother

    This week, even if we do have some strange audio issues from one person in particular, we talk Nerd money. We discuss what you spend your hard-earned nerd money on from figurines to games and games consoles.

    We ask the question; what we would buy if we had £1million of nerd money? The answers range from Cars featured in Supernatural, Back to the Future, Batman, and Ghost Busters to how we would buy a PS5 because they're so damn hard to get hold of.

    This week's team is Glen, Calumn, Big Dave and hosted by Omer.

    1 hr 15 min
  • A Table Of 12 Men And A Hooker, That's A Gangbang Later

    This week the team talk about what they wanted to be when they grew up. We had dreams of being a pilot, being an animator, being and architect and even a ninja. We discuss what stopped us from getting our dream jobs, being colour blind, being lazy and even having our mind tell us we are no good.

    This weeks host is Adam along with Glen, Omer and Calumn on the show. 

    1 hr 19 min
  • You Can’t Call Him Action Man If He Isn’t Getting Any Action

    This week the team talk toys. The Toys we grew up with and how our toys have changed now that we get older. We talk action man, barbies and being found in bed with two life sizes barbies. 

    Its a funny episode this week, lots going on about our past and get a real in depth look as to why most of us need therapy.

    This weeks host is Glen

    1 hr 19 min
  • I Mean I Hope He Got To Finish.

    This week the Northern Dreamers talk about stories including what we are currently reading and the stories that have influenced us.

    We look at the stories of Jack the Ripper, Lochness, Beowulf and talk extensively about Calumns bowel movements and how he enjoys a three-course meal in the bathroom. 

    It's all on this week's, very strange and extremely edited, episode (We would have placed the full episode but we would have lost listeners).

    This week we are hosted by Calumn.

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    1 hr 4 min
  • You Basically Bought A Shiny Dildo.

    For the first time, this season The Northern Dreamers are together in one room... well, three of them are. This week, Glen, Big Dave and Adam talk about sitcoms & TV shows we love and how they have changed over the years.

     We also look at how growing up watching WWF and Jackass made us do stupid stunts even though the warning states 'Do Not Try This At Home'.

    We talk a lot about Calumn, pegging, dildos and much more.

    1 hr 2 min

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