If its not the cause, perhaps its a symptom. 

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It never occurs to crazy that it is crazy, no matter how crazy it is. 

When you go crazy, thats the new norm.

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Relax, its about a female dog. 

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The obvious physical trait that is judged by most people is height.  If you want to argue that, take a moment to peruse any dating site. You will find easily 70% of the ladies bios have a mention of what height they will find acceptable to date. Do I sound bitter? Yeah, I do. 

But what about those people dealing with the other end of the spectrum? The too tall? Turns out they have shit to deal with also.

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When your body keeps moving but your mind checks out? 

And its because of high exposure to rotten children?

Its called babysitting.

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There is a place where the hair color of choice is blue. 

And it ain't a punk rock club. 

Take your definition of old, and make it older. 

You're getting there.

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While stupid is as stupid does.....

Crazy does whatever it wants to. 

And you can argue that one if you like, cuz I sure won't.

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Because even if you think its over, its still not over.

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"So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay."

Doesn't matter if you like poetry or not, Robert Frost knew his shit. 

Be present like you'll never be there again.

Cause you never will be.

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Its that space between proper and improper that makes me laugh. 

Trigger warning. Pervy shit.

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