Caffeine and Conjuring

Caffeine and Conjuring

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Caffeine and Conjuring episodes

  • Episode 51: She was the heir of ash and fire, and she would bow to no one.

    We’ve officially survived the Empire of Storms/ Tower of Dawn tandem read, and this episode is our final verdict.

    Are we emotionally stable? No.Are we deeply concerned for Aelin’s fate? Absolutely yes.Are we thrilled to finally be free from the TOD snoozefest? With love… also yes. 😌

    We’re breaking down our final thoughts, biggest feelings, lingering fears, and the overwhelming need to immediately continue this series because how are we supposed to just sit with that ending??

    🎧 Tune in as we celebrate, panic, and lovingly roast this reading experience one last time

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 50: Together, or not at all.

    We’ve reached the end of the road for Tower of Dawn ch. 58 through the finale, and somehow we’re both healed and emotionally wrecked. This episode is full-circle moments, long-earned growth, and revelations that quietly reframe everything we thought we knew. Watching these characters finally step into who they’re meant to be feels powerful, tender, and a little bit heartbreaking in that SJM way that lingers long after the last page.There’s closure, there’s hope, and there’s that bittersweet realization that while one journey has ended, the storm ahead is only just beginning. We laughed, we teared up, and we absolutely lost it over how much this book sneaks up on you by the end. Oh! And we are celebrating 50 episodes of chaos and finally finishing TOD!New episode is live. Come celebrate, process, and emotionally prepare for what comes next.

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    39 min
  • Episode 49: Nameless is my price

    If you thought things couldn’t possibly get worse… Welcome back. This episode takes us through Empire of Storms chs. 66–78, aka the stretch where hope is dangled in front of us and then violently ripped away. Alliances fracture, sacrifices are made, and the emotional whiplash is so intense we had to pause just to breathe. Every page feels like a warning sign and somehow we still weren’t ready.

    Over in Tower of Dawn ch. 57, the weight of everything finally lands. Quiet moments that hurt just as much as the loud ones, and choices that will ripple far beyond this book. It’s tender, devastating, and somehow exactly what we needed after being emotionally drop-kicked by EOS.

    This episode is pain, processing, and pure SJM chaos. New episode is live. Come cry, scream, and spiral with us.

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    42 min
  • Episode 48: Enter Where You Fear To Tread.

    This week we’re diving into EOS 62–65 and TOD 52–56, and honestly? These chapters had us questioning our life choices, SJM’s life choices, and whether anyone in this universe has ever heard of therapy.

    EOS is out here serving drama like it’s a tasting menu, and TOD… shockingly…continues to give us the urge to take a nap.

    Join us as we spiral, rant, gasp, and aggressively snack our way through the emotional carnage.Bring your headphones and your emotional support carbs. You’ll need them.

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    42 min
  • Episode 47: The Queen of the Valg

    Chaos, consequences, and characters making feral life choices. Welcome back to another episode where we collectively scream into the void. This week we’re diving into Empire of Storms ch. 60–61, where the stakes keep climbing, the tension is criminal, and certain people (you know who you are) refuse to catch a break. Meanwhile in Tower of Dawn ch. 44–51, we’re finally getting into the thick of it. Healing moments that hit way too hard, and the kind of character growth that feels like someone punched us lovingly in the sternum and some eight legged horrors to keep us on our toes.

    Grab your emotional support beverage, fluff your emotional support pillow, and join us as we yell, spiral, and connect dots Sarah J. Maas hid in a maze, blindfolded, at midnight.

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    48 min
  • Episode 46: Where are our armies?

    This week we’re diving into EOS chapters 53–59 and TOD chapters 41–43, and honestly? Sarah J. Maas really woke up and chose chaos, emotions, and questionable life choices for everyone involved.We’ve got big moves, and... Shockingly.. Not a single snoozy TOD chapter in sight. (Who is this efficient version of Tod?? Can he stay??)Grab your headphones, your emotional support beverage, and maybe a paper bag to breathe into, because things are escalating fast and we are absolutely not okay.

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    48 min
  • Episode 45: I Will Always Find You

    We’re back in our emotional blender this week as we jump between Throne of Glass and Empire of Storms, and honestly? Sarah J. Maas is personally ensuring we never know peace.

    Aelin is out here playing ten-dimensional chess while everyone else is just trying to keep up. Scheming, sacrificing, and terrifying us with how far she’s willing to go. Rowan continues to out-dramatize every brooding warrior in fantasy history, and Lysandra? Our shapeshifting queen remains unstoppable wrapped in loyalty and teeth. On the flip side, Dorian’s snark is getting sharper right along with the stakes, while Lorcan is one bad decision away from writing poetry in a storm and we can’t even blame him because… choices were made. Elide keeps quietly stealing the show by surviving, strategizing, and thriving when everyone underestimates her.

    And then there’s Chaol and Irene over in Tower of Dawn territory, dragging us through pain, healing, stubbornness, and emotional growth like we signed up for a therapy session instead of a fantasy epic. We didn’t, but here we are. Deeply invested and slightly unwell about it.

    Grab your headphones, your favorite comfort drink, and come scream, laugh, and spiral with us through these chapters. New twists, new heartbreaks, new reasons we’ll never recover. It’s all here.

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    33 min
  • Sidequest: From Blood and Ash

    Happy birthday to us! 🎉 For our one-year podcast anniversary, we’re celebrating with a sidequest worthy of the gods. Diving into From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Expect forbidden romance, deadly secrets, and a heroine caught between duty and desire (and maybe a few gasps and giggles from us along the way).

    Grab your dagger, your veil, and your favorite drink. It’s time to talk destiny, danger, and a whole lot of drama. 🔥

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    48 min
  • Episode 44: What will yours be, Aelin Galathynius?

    We’re deep into Empire of Storms chapters 37–46. No Tower of Dawn nap breaks this week, just nonstop action, emotions, and a few scenes that are definitely not safe for public transport listening 😏🔥 Things are heating up in more ways than one…

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    45 min
  • Episode 43: Milady

    Just over halfway through the tandem read! This week we’re diving into Empire of Storms chapters 31–36 and Tower of Dawn chapters 32–35. A long-awaited reunion finally happens, the storm isn’t just brewing on the horizon anymore, and a few too many secrets come crawling into the light.

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    42 min

About Caffeine and Conjuring

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Join Ilse and Stace for their new fantasy bookish podcast! Each week they delve into the chapters of their favorite fantasy series, starting with Sarah J. Maas's Throne of Glass. Expect deep dives,…