Cage Match

Cage Match

By Iain Collins, Cara Jones, Kevin RyanComedyTV & Film
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Cage Match episodes

  • Episode 38 -- Wild At Heart

    The gang returns with the movie they actually promised to watch, and they brought along a friend! Andrew Jennings from Utter Bullsh*t stops by to help pick apart the strange and disturbing world of Wild At Heart and get into the mind of David Lynch.

    Then it's off to a popular but unnamed restaurant chain that's hosting a death metal night to attract the local youth. But what happens when the manager bumps into the wrong girl?

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    Go listen to Utter Bullsh*t and say nice things about them at utterbspodcast.com!

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 37 -- Dog Eat Dog

    The gang wasn't able to watch Wild at Heart this week, so we tried watching a different movie that also had Nicolas Cage and Willem Dafoe in it. It was a bad idea. Listen in as two heist boys, Troy and Bill Firpo, butt heads in their biggest caper yet: Baby Money.

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    57 min
  • Episode 36 -- Trespass

    Hey, good news Cage Birds! THERE'S NO RAPE IN THIS MOVIE! The gang actually has a good time watching this one, and does their best not to get lost in the catacombs of plot twists that they get thrown into. Then things get weird when a desperate, penniless Kyle Miller finds himself in Paradise, Pennsylvania.

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    54 min
  • Episode 35 -- Trapped In Paradise

    This week the gang tackles the War on Christmas! Kevin theorizes Bill Firpo's failed theater career! Iain has a really good name for Behmen's sword! Cara makes herself laugh so hard she almost dies!

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    50 min
  • Episode 34 -- Deadfall

    The Immortal Eddie is back! Nasal shenanigans are abound! The gang can not for the life of them remember Ron Perlman's character name!

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    58 min
  • Episode 33 -- A Time to Kill

    Content Warning: we say "rape" a whole dang lot in this one

    The gang decides what happens after we die, and mostly it's a lot of sitting in an infinitely long waiting room. What happens when a morally corrupt Italian war veteran and a demon-slaying crusader have some time to kill? Could it be...a time to kill?

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    52 min
  • Episode 32 -- Season of the Witch

    Cara has some opinions about medieval chronology! Kevin discovers the missing link between The Crusades and Hellboy! Iain is drowning in his own sweat!

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    51 min
  • Episode 31 -- Joe

    Kevin has the sniffles! Cara imparts depressing knowledge! Iain really hates editing Kevin's sniffles! All that and more as the gang visits Joe in the wilds of backwoods Texas.

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    48 min
  • Episode 30 -- Face/Off

    Here it is. The moment you've all been waiting for Ex-Con Good Boy Cameron Poe versus Face Swapped Spec Ops Officer Sean Archer. Revel in the audio nightmare that is all of us hungover in the same room!

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    56 min
  • Episode 29 -- Zandalee

    We did not like this movie. And BOY HOWDY did we not like Johnny. Come listen to us tell you how garbage he is! Then see what happens when he comes face to face with All American good boy Cameron Poe!

    Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

    55 min

About Cage Match

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Welcome to Cage Match, the show where every week two characters from the Nicolas Cage filmography face off to determine who is the ULTIMATE CAGE!