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Time Stamps:

00:00:40 Story Teasers

00:01:40 Betting on the next Pope and the Apocalypse

00:05:40 California is looking to implement a new driving tax per mile instead of by gallon, so they can tax EV drivers

00:19:10 Lots of people are taking selfies of the Pope in his casket, and it's upsetting

00:32:20 The argonaut octopus can detach its penis to send it impregnate

00:36:30 A Couple gets caught having vigorous sex in a public beach in Florida

00:41:3 Florida man gets arrested for the third time for impersonating a cop

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