AT LAST, MY BOY...

Let us be every voice you've ever heard inside your head as Joey Loboda and special guest Joey Hoffman team up to destroy Landon's childlike admiration for the epic conclusion to the Skywalker/Star Wars Saga.

Actually, Landon does well to school the 2 Joeyz on the greater mythical implications this finale has for the series as a whole and how exactly this 9th entry admirably attempts the nearly impossible task of wrapping up a 40+ year saga as well as play as an interesting synthesis of the ideas at work in the Disney Sequel Trilogy. It is a lively, divisive discussion where 3 dudes raise their voices about fake stuff that doesn't matter! If this episode description is any indication, there are a lot of complex and complicated feelings about this one! 

Yes, the movie came out a long time ago at this point. Yes, everyone has talked about it way too much at this point...

But don't you want these three (straight white male) perspectives?

Landon and Joey crack open the big box o' presidential candidates and root around to see which ones Spark Joy and which ones Yuck Their Yum. By the end, they will OFFICIALLY ENDORSE A CANDIDATE, as is tradition for big time media players. Not sure who you're voting for? This is your comprehensive guide to who the candidates are and what they'll do for you! 

Joey and Landon try a very special Oreo flavor, then Joey sings 76 Trombones, then they talk about Joker, then they talk about toothpaste, then they do the Game of Thrones theme song, then they talk about Tyler Perry, then........ (not necessarily in that order). 

Landon and Joey DO LITTLE to progress the show past mindless jawing, but they sure do talk a LOT about candy!

Landon and Joey sit down to COMPLETELY DECIMATE the opening monologue from the 2020 Golden Globes. Is it already too late to be weighing in on this non-story? Of course! But here it is anyway, you cheeky little mates, you!

Landon and Joey ring in the New Year with a delectable Australian treat! They talk about all the movies and shows they saw over holiday break (including some thoughts on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker), how the holidays went for them (and for Ashton and Mila), and make some very important resolutions for the year. 

Hark! A little gift from the secret podcast vault!

3 years ago, Landon and Joey put out a pilot episode that was also a Christmas special of their podcast Not Good Not Bad. So for Christmas this year, Landon and Joey proudly give you the gift of time travel: listen to some dated jokes, a couple of Christmas classics (or, soon-to-be classics), and some  really good (bad) impressions!

Happy Holidays, to you and yours (your what?!! Always a weird thing to say) 

Joey and Landon try Almond Milk Nog, Hot Cocoa Hershey's Kisses, and not to completely run the show into the ground. 2 out of 3 ain't bad! They also talk about the No Time To Die trailer, Star Wars marketing, and Landon's cracked ribs. 

Join the discussion and e-mail [email protected] with any questions, opinions, or suggestions for the meal that is Lunch! Or e-mail your aunt and just let her know you're thinking of her, for the love of--

How is that for a tantalizing title!!!! But really, Joey and Landon eat Lays chips and talk about Silicon Valley, a documentary about New York accents, tea lattes, and BelVita breakfast biscuits. So, ya know... sexy!

The boys talk teeth. Nuff Said.