Call Me Crying

Call Me Crying

By Matthew Wilhelm and Kayleigh AveryComedySociety & CultureRelationships
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Call Me Crying episodes

  • put a leash on that child!

    Send everyone else to voicemail and get ready to hit play on the newest episode of Call Me Crying! This week was all about opinions: good ones, bad ones, and some that K&M should have probably kept to themselves. From child friendly leashes to unsexy mornings, these judge judy’s tell us how they REALLY feel. Hangovers are so early 20’s coded and are people really lying about liking seafood? Tune in and find out what unpopular opinions you share with these iconic co-hosts!  

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    1 hr 1 min
  • throw a safety vest on, baby!

    Icks and licks is back for Part Two on Call Me Crying! This week the focus is on our hosts favorite things from nostalgic lifetime movies to some good smellin’ clean sheets! Margarita Monday is essential for these chips and salsa fanatics and they only waiver from that when Matt sees a man in uniform. Early 2000’s rom coms entered the chat and the debate began on whether or not the movie theater or couch is the elite spot for seeing a new release. Grab your bestie and get ready for another episode with K&M <3

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    43 min
  • I hate gossip but tell me everything!

    Love & Hate…well mostly hate is the theme this week on Call Me Crying! Kayleigh & Matt go through their ick lists and discuss what really gets under their skin and grinds their gears. From shopping cart Karen’s to windshield whiplash, these besties go through all fan favorite annoyances. Kayleigh brings the mood down when she talks about solo dining - but don’t sweat, Matt turns it around with the bone he has to pick with the postal service! Tune in for another great episode with your favorite co-hosting frenemies!

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    53 min
  • i'm a good person, now sit down!

    Who's the better friend you may ask? Well get ready to find out this week on CMC! From road rage to PMS, these bickering Betty’s realize they are not getting softer with age. Disagreements arise when the topic of “who’s the funniest” comes up, and let's just say we still do not have a clear winner! The topic of competition continues as Kayleigh shares her love for Snoop Dogg this olympic season, while Matt continues to remind everyone he’s really not that mean… Get ready for a good giggle this week with your fav co hosts! 

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    50 min
  • honey, recenter yourself

    Gear up for some serious sallys this week at Call me Crying! There has been a little change of pace this week as K & M discuss a more serious topic, and dive deep into their journey of putting themselves first. From work, to family, to friendships, and love life, these two discuss how they had to learn…the hard way… that being true to themselves can come with consequences. Idols and shoulders to lean on prove that living for your true self is so much more refreshing than living for who you think you should be! Tune in and get that tissue box ready as these BFF’s spread how uplifting one another, and more importantly yourself, is the trend you should be following.

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    48 min
  • was Mary always a virgin?

    If you like venting  then get ready to hit play for this week’s episode of Call me Crying! These podcasters turned storm chasers share what's really going on in those thick heads of theirs. From biblical  prayers before UNO to Matt’s special access to the postal service - these two don’t leave anything out. Social batteries are near empty, but that doesn't stop us from diving into their FYP’s filled with fake accents, not dead parents, drunken anthems, and cringe worthy sounds. Put that phone on silent, dim the lights, and snuggle in for another irresistible episode.

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    49 min
  • no a** clapping back on that

    Welcome back ya’ll! Kayleigh & Matt fill us in on their lives since we last heard from these bickering gal pals. These borderline geriatrics realize they are definitely getting a little old and sour after their last concert experience. Don’t worry, they haven’t turned into Karens…… yet. Matt reveals that one of the best movies from the early 2000’s may be getting a sequel while Kayleigh discovers that our “favorite” criminal is pregnant. Crank that AC and catch up with your favorite duo this week! 

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    52 min
  • binge watching and bed rotting

    Grab your popcorn, close the shades, and put that phone on DND, because we got a TV marathon this week! Press play and listen to these two bed rotters discuss their perfect lazy day consisting of endless scrolling, comfort TV shows, and hiding from productivity. Kayleigh and Matt reminisce on their favorite TV shows back from diaper days to those prime puberty years. Kayleigh puts reality shows to the test while Matt shares some of our favorite cult classics that got canceled WAY too early. Get your DVR warmed up and that snuggie on standby for this binge worthy episode!

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    58 min
  • you better throw a rainbow in there!

    This month is for celebrating y’all! Dial in as we dive into Matt’s favorite month which is filled with boozy birthdays and Pride baby! These two try not to bicker this episode as they take about being 30, their affection towards one another, and Matt’s plan to take everything personally this month. All things PRIDE were celebrated this episode: from courageous coming out stories to our fav LGBTQ+ celebrities & allies! Tune in and get your pride flag ready as we remind everyone that LOVE IS LOVE this episode!

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    50 min
  • pants down and clench that a**hole

    Call Me Crying is serving up a steaming pot of tea this episode! Join Matt & Kayleigh as they read through some JUICY stories submitted by their listeners. Lessons were learned this week: pilots use the bathroom, parents are freaky, crooked things don't always work, and Matt’s a liar. Listen closely as these two drama queens react to mixing wine & xanax, have secondhand embarrassment over sex toys, and realize men have more tricks up their sleeves – or should we say pants? Matt’s concerned about his growing boobs while Kayleigh reveals an unusual curse of her own…. If you have a loose bladder get those depends ready, because this episode will leave you in hysterics!

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    46 min

About Call Me Crying

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*RING RING* Hello? Oh my god, what’s wrong?! 


Have you ever been in a situation and you need to get out of immediately? If so, then you’ve probably had someone call you…