To those that have determined how I should look and how I should act... f*&! the h*&^ off. It's hard enough navigating the world and not raising a tiny monster when the world has gone to hell and people put down those that choose not to give in to lip injections and the status quo. If only it was as easy to see myself as my daughter does. If you're worried about your weight, pour a vodka but I'm drinking beer.

Veronica preys on married women with children and I've bound her with knee blood into an unbreakable lesbian contract...or so her mother would say. We wrap up season 1 with the REAL reason the podcast exists.

Old friends, made amends, and other good shit that's come from the dumpster fire of 2020. I can't promises catharsis, but I can promise a good time if you loosen up and take shots with me. We're chatting what has helped us find happiness and how we plan on spreading our limited optimism.

Shit got real, and real dark, real fast. You're going to need a fifth for this update because no one is okay and that's okay. Sorry for the pause...COVID is a bitch we've all been emotionally abused by and I needed time to process.

When nothing else seems to be working, you might as well dunk your moonstone in the sound and stick it in the vegetable garden during a full moon. My husband says witchcraft, but he also farts in his sleep. I won't judge you if you don't judge me. Grab some brew and we'll chat why we are who we are and how a ring is helping us believe things aren't that bad.

Have you heard a strange bump in the night, unexpected voices in the heat vents, or knew information or a truth you would have no explanation for being aware of? We are diving headfirst into the realm of the unknown tonight so build a fire, roast some s'mores, and grab some booze --- things are getting paranormal at Call Me Mommy.

We're all just trying to get by and the dumpster fire if 2020 is making it increasingly challenging to cope. People, pandemics, and civil unrest- what's a girl to do? Grab something strong because we're discussing how we cope and the BS that got us here.

We've all wished we could go back in time and right past wrongs, change the course of our history, or maybe just invest less money in 1990's Delia*s. We're giving advice to our younger selves and hopefully helping others be true to themselves without looking like a**hats. Join us as we reminisce and change the course of history.

Humility can go a long way when we talk about likeability, but even more so in understanding that despite believing we know everything all the time and are completely perfect, we are in fact, not. Grab a cold beer (or warm if you're into that) and join us as we discuss surgery scars and the art of saying sorry.

When we talk about metamorphosis we frequently think caterpillar to butterfly, but with Kate and Veronica... things have taken a really strange turn... grab a stiff drink because you are going to need one- we are talking inner-species transformation and Dorian Gray soul selling. Shit's getting really weird in the suburbs.