Calm AF | Overthinking, Anxiety & Nervous System Regulation

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If you've spent your whole life making sure everyone else is okay before you even THINK about yourself…this episode is for youuuuu.

Because somewhere along the way, you probably learned there were only two choices in life: either you become the person who shows up for everyone all the time no matter what it costs you…or you become an asshole.

So naturally? You chose exhausted.

In this episode, we're talking about:

• people pleasing
• hypervigilance
• emotional overfunctioning
• why your nervous system keeps pulling you back into self abandonment
• and why there are actually NINETEEN other options between martyr and asshole

Also, I tell the story about the time my son genuinely thought he could grow up to be a dog, which somehow became the perfect metaphor for this entire conversation.

If you are tired of being the exhausted background character in your own life, this episode will feel like a giant nervous system exhale.

In this episode, we talk about:

• why people pleasing starts so early for so many of us
• how childhood conditioning teaches us to become "good"
• the connection between hypervigilance and overgiving
• why boundaries feel unsafe to the nervous system
• emotional burnout and resentment
• the Calm AF Scale and nervous system regulation
• the "martyr vs asshole" trap
• why there are nineteen other choices between those extremes
• how to become the main character in your own life again
• nervous system recalibration and repetition
• why caring less does NOT make you selfish

How do you stay fully present in the moments that matter most, especially when every instinct tells you to go into fix-it mode? In this bonus episode, my client Danielle shares what happened when she arrived home to be with her dad on the last day of his life.

For years, Danielle took care of everything and everyone except herself. Her life had gotten so far away from her that she wasn't really living in it anymore. So she committed to doing things differently, with a permission slip to "do it shitty" and a community rooting for her.

She showed up every day. Some days all in. Some days barely there. And 1,007 days later, when one of the hardest moments of her life arrived, she didn't walk in as the fixer. She walked in as a daughter.

In this episode:

• Why the ordinary, boring moments of your life matter more than you think
• How showing up imperfectly every day creates real, lasting identity change
• What it looks like to be present in a hard moment instead of managing everyone else's feelings
• Why busyness protects us from pain, and also from love, joy, and connection
• How grief can hold room for sadness and laughter at the same time

You don't know what you're practicing for. You only get to decide who you'll be when it matters.

Listen to Danielle's first conversation on the podcast: Part 1 and Part 2

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Join the fall cohort and get the support to keep showing up while your real life is happening.

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How do you stay present in your life every day, not just when something reminds you how short it is? In this episode, I talk about why we forget what matters so quickly, and how to actually live in the moment instead of waiting for someday.

Almost four years ago, I shared an Instagram caption that people still ask me about: "We will not sip these days through straws." It was posted by a mom recording an ordinary Tuesday with her kids, just months before she died. When we're reminded of our mortality, we remember what matters. Then, seven minutes later, we're mad about the dishwasher.

In this episode:

• Why knowing what matters isn't enough, and why understanding your patterns isn't the same as changing them
• How I think about being productive and ambitious without missing your actual life
• The three parts of real identity change: your story, your capacity to feel, and your nervous system set point
• Why nervous system regulation teaches your body that discomfort and danger aren't the same thing
• How lasting change happens through repetition in real life, while your life is life-ing

You don't have to choose between getting shit done and being present. You just have to stop missing the life you already have.

The Calm AF Community is open for enrollment September 23rd, 24th, and 25th only. Join the fall cohort and get the support to practice this while your real life is happening.

👉 Get allllll the details here

👉 Listen to How To Live A Calm AF Life private podcast to hear coaching clips, client celebrations, and community impact.

Every nervous system gets stuck in a specific pattern — tired-wired-hypervigilant is one; there are two others. Knowing yours changes everything. Take the 3-minute quiz: Which Nervous System Dysregulation Pattern is Keeping You Stuck?

→ Private Coaching

For direct access and the highest level support + accountability, apply for Private Coaching

The Daily Recalibration sends quick, to the point love letters straight to your inbox every morning to help your nervous system stop defaulting to people pleasing, overfunctioning, and self abandonment. Get the Daily Recalibration

A short audio to listen to in the moment, when you're lying there spinning — me in your ear, talking to your body, walking you back down. Save it now while you're calm: Listen When You're In A Thought Spinout

→ Full transcript

Read the episode and get the tools from this episode: Ep 376 How To Be Present In Your Life (Not Someday)

Are you spending so much time worrying about the future that you're missing the life you're actually living?

In this episode of Calm AF, Kristen is sharing what happened when a packed weekend of travel, family, football, and a Brandi Carlile concert brought an old pattern back to the surface: mentally living two hours—or two days—ahead instead of being present.

You'll hear how overthinking, hypervigilance, and constantly trying to manage what might happen next can steal your attention from the moments you actually care about most.

She'll share what helped her stop worrying about the future, come back to the present moment, and enjoy her life as it was happening—not just look back later and remember that she technically did all the things.

If you struggle with anxiety about the future, overthinking, staying present, or feeling like you're always bracing for what comes next, this episode will help you notice when you've mentally left your own life—and come back sooner.

Kristen also shares why this kind of change comes from practice, not just insight, and how the Calm AF Community helps you stay connected to yourself while you're out living your actual life.

The Calm AF Community is opening its doors September 23–25. Courtney is joining us as our Community Hostess with the Mostest, and if you want to see what this work and community actually feel like from the inside, join the interest list below.

👉 Join the Calm AF Community interest list

Every nervous system gets stuck in a specific pattern — tired-wired-hypervigilant is one; there are two others. Knowing yours changes everything. Take the 3-minute quiz: Which Nervous System Dysregulation Pattern is Keeping You Stuck?

→ Private Coaching

For direct access and the highest level support + accountability, apply for Private Coaching

The Daily Recalibration sends quick, to the point love letters straight to your inbox every morning to help your nervous system stop defaulting to people pleasing, overfunctioning, and self abandonment. Get the Daily Recalibration

A short audio to listen to in the moment, when you're lying there spinning — me in your ear, talking to your body, walking you back down. Save it now while you're calm: Listen When You're In A Thought Spinout

→ Full transcript

Read the episode and get the tools from this episode: Ep 374 The Resentment Sandwich (Resentment, People Pleasing, And Owning Your Shit

What are you feeding yourself?

Years ago, I was standing in my kitchen making jelly toast for toddler Parker while absolutely SEETHING with resentment about the general bullshit imbalance of motherhood.

Then I watched his tiny little hand pick up a piece and thought: Oh my God. I just fed this baby a resentment sandwich.

And yes, I know resentment is not an actual condiment.

But that moment changed the way I thought about emotional regulation, people pleasing, and what it actually means to take responsibility for your own shit.

Because we like to think that as long as we aren't yelling at anyone, our resentment, anxiety, anger, shame, and fear are ours alone.

They're not.

We bring what we're carrying into the room.

In this episode, we're talking about what resentment is actually trying to tell you, why nervous system regulation lets you care deeply without being consumed by everything you care about, and a version of self-love that is a whole lot less floofy than you might think:

Stop feeding yourself shit you would never feed someone you love.

You don't need to never feel messy emotions.

You just need to notice what's on the knife before you spread it all over everything.

Do no harm. Take no shit. Eat no shit.

The Calm AF Community is opening its doors September 23–25. Courtney is joining us as our Community Hostess with the Mostest, and if you want to see what this work and community actually feel like from the inside, join the interest list below.

👉 Join the Calm AF Community interest list

Every nervous system gets stuck in a specific pattern — tired-wired-hypervigilant is one; there are two others. Knowing yours changes everything. Take the 3-minute quiz: Which Nervous System Dysregulation Pattern is Keeping You Stuck?

→ Private Coaching

For direct access and the highest level support + accountability, apply for Private Coaching

The Daily Recalibration sends quick, to the point love letters straight to your inbox every morning to help your nervous system stop defaulting to people pleasing, overfunctioning, and self abandonment. Get the Daily Recalibration

A short audio to listen to in the moment, when you're lying there spinning — me in your ear, talking to your body, walking you back down. Save it now while you're calm: Listen When You're In A Thought Spinout

→ Full transcript

Read the episode and get the tools from this episode: Ep 374 The Resentment Sandwich (Resentment, People Pleasing, And Owning Your Shit

Why do birthdays, Mother's Day, weekends, or other special occasions leave you feeling so disappointed or resentful? Even when you were really looking forward to them?

In this episode, Kristen talks with Calm AF client Courtney who LOVES birthdays. Hers, yours, everyones.

But for years, Courtney's birthdays came with big expectations and, often, big disappointment. As she and Kristen talk, they realize that her birthday had unknowingly become a pressure filled day: because it was the only day of the year that she was allowed to be special.

She shares with us what changed last year when she stopped waiting for other people to read her mind, make her feel special, or create the perfect day for her and started deciding for herself how she wanted to feel.

You'll hear how Courtney went from feeling disappointed by birthdays to having her best birthday ever, simply by choosing how she wanted to feel and making plans that supported those feelings.

Kristen and Courtney talk about:

• Why birthdays, Mother's Day, weekends, and special occasions can carry so much emotional pressure • What happens when we make other people responsible for making a day feel special • The connection between disappointment, expectations, and wanting to feel seen • How to stop waiting for people to read your mind • Choosing how you want to feel before deciding what a "good" day should look like • Celebrating yourself without needing someone else to do it first • Why buying yourself the flowers, skipping the PTA meeting, or asking for the cake you actually want can be a much bigger deal than it sounds

Because the real shift isn't learning how to plan a better birthday.

It's realizing you don't have to wait for a birthday—or Mother's Day, or the weekend, or anyone else's permission—to feel seen, cared for, and fully yourself.

The Calm AF Community is opening its doors September 23–25. Courtney is joining us as our Community Hostess with the Mostest, and if you want to see what this work and community actually feel like from the inside, join the interest list below.

👉 Join the Calm AF Community interest list

Every nervous system gets stuck in a specific pattern — tired-wired-hypervigilant is one; there are two others. Knowing yours changes everything. Take the 3-minute quiz: Which Nervous System Dysregulation Pattern is Keeping You Stuck?

→ Private Coaching

For direct access and the highest level support + accountability, apply for Private Coaching

The Daily Recalibration sends quick, to the point love letters straight to your inbox every morning to help your nervous system stop defaulting to people pleasing, overfunctioning, and self abandonment. Get the Daily Recalibration

A short audio to listen to in the moment, when you're lying there spinning — me in your ear, talking to your body, walking you back down. Save it now while you're calm: Listen When You're In A Thought Spinout

→ Full transcript

Read the episode and get the tools from this episode: Ep 373 Why Birthdays, Mothers Day & Weekends Can Feel So Disappointing

You're already good at being uncomfortable.

You overthink. You walk on eggshells. You manage everyone else's moods. You put yourself last. You beat yourself up. You stay exhausted, resentful, anxious, and hypervigilant.

That's discomfort.

It's just familiar discomfort.

In this episode, I'm breaking down the distinction between familiar discomfort and unfamiliar discomfort — and why the discomfort you keep trying to avoid may be the exact thing that ends the discomfort you're already living with.

Because if you want to stop people-pleasing, you have to tolerate the discomfort of not people-pleasing. If you want to stop abandoning your boundaries, you have to tolerate what happens when someone doesn't like them. If you want to stop beating yourself up, you have to learn how to exist without using self-criticism to keep yourself in line.

None of that necessarily feels better at first.

It feels unfamiliar.

And your nervous system often interprets unfamiliar as dangerous — even when the familiar thing is the one making you miserable.

I'll also tell you about the client I coached for one hour and three minutes straight on a group call — on purpose. She didn't need more information. She needed practice staying in the unfamiliar discomfort of taking up space, being seen, and not rushing to make herself smaller.

That's how you expand your capacity: not by trying harder to stop overthinking, but by giving your nervous system evidence that you can stay in an unfamiliar, uncomfortable moment and make it all the way through.

In this episode, you'll learn:

• The difference between familiar and unfamiliar discomfort
• Why painful patterns can still feel "safer" to your nervous system
• How hypervigilance, people-pleasing, overthinking, and self-criticism become familiar
• Why boundaries often feel worse before they feel freeing
• What it actually means to expand your nervous system's capacity
• Why insight alone doesn't change a pattern
• What happened during that 63-minute coaching session
• How to start practicing the kind of discomfort that creates real change

If you don't know your nervous system's dysregulation pattern yet, take the What Is Your Dysregulation Pattern? quiz linked in the show notes.

And remember: getting comfortable with discomfort doesn't mean staying in resentment, anxiety, or exhaustion longer.

It means getting willing to feel the unfamiliar discomfort that gets you out of them.

Every nervous system gets stuck in a specific pattern — tired-wired-hypervigilant is one; there are two others. Knowing yours changes everything. Take the 3-minute quiz: Which Nervous System Dysregulation Pattern is Keeping You Stuck?

→ Private Coaching

For direct access and the highest level support + accountability, apply for Private Coaching

The Daily Recalibration gives you short daily reminders to help your nervous system stop defaulting to people pleasing, overfunctioning, and self abandonment. Get the Daily Recalibration

A short audio to listen to in the moment, when you're lying there spinning — me in your ear, talking to your body, walking you back down. Save it now while you're calm: Listen When You're In A Thought Spinout

→ Community

If you love being around like minded women and want to practice making these Daily Recalibrations a lifestyle, join the list for the next cohort of Calm AF Life Community

→ Full transcript

Read the episode and get the tools from this episode: [Go to website]

"Will I ever truly learn to love myself? Logically I believe it — but I get so frustrated because I don't fully feel it."

A client sent me that specific question this week, and the answer came to me so fast I knew it had to be an episode. Because it is probably NOT the answer you're expecting.

The belief that self-love is a skill you have to study, practice, and eventually graduate from is the exact thing standing in your way. You already know how to love yourself — you do it all the time...you just haven't noticed.

In this episode:

• Why "learning to love yourself" is the wrong frame — and what to do instead
• The proof you already know how to love (you're doing it constantly)
• What self-love actually feels like — quiet, ordinary, and easy to miss
• The everyday moments that are self-love in disguise: going to bed on time, letting yourself off the hook, stopping the self-beat-up
• Why the striving is really a dysregulation pattern — and how regulating changes everything

You're not behind on some self-love curriculum. The love has been there the whole time — it's just buried under the belief that you haven't learned it yet.

Every nervous system gets stuck in a specific pattern — tired-wired-hypervigilant is one; there are two others. Knowing yours changes everything. Take the 3-minute quiz: [QUIZ LINK]

The Daily Recalibration gives you short daily reminders to help your nervous system stop defaulting to people pleasing, overfunctioning, and self abandonment. [Get the Daily Recalibration]

→ For direct access and highest level support + accountability, apply for Private Coaching

→ (Free audio) If you're in a spin out and you need a little help, I recorded this for you. (Pro tip: save it now while you're calm): [AUDIO LINK]

→ Want the full transcript + the tools from this episode: [Go to episode page]

→ If you love being around like minded women and want to practice making these Daily Recalibrations a lifestyle, join the list for the next cohort of Calm AF Life Community

If this episode made something click, please rate and review the show — it genuinely helps more people find it. Because we can all agree: the more regulated people out there, the better.

It's 11:07pm. You're staring at a text you sent three hours ago that still hasn't been answered — and your brain has already decided the relationship is over, they hate you, you're going to lose your job, and you'll end up alone and broke forever.

If that spiral sounds familiar, it's not because you're dramatic or bad at life. It's because your nervous system flipped into fight-or-flight, and a primitive, survival-wired part of your brain took over — and it genuinely can't tell the difference between a real threat and an unanswered text. This is one of the most downloaded episodes Kristen has ever released, and it's back for a reason: once you understand why your brain jumps straight to the worst-case scenario, you finally know how to stop it from running your life.

Through a genuinely terrifying (and pretty funny) story about being frozen on a rattlesnake trail, Kristen breaks down what's actually happening in your nervous system when you get triggered, why stress hijacks your ability to think clearly, and the exact steps to get yourself out of fight-or-flight and back into the part of your brain where change, courage, and calm are actually possible.

In this episode:

• Why your brain treats an unanswered text, a hard conversation, or the news like a life-or-death emergency
• The three parts of your brain — and which one is quietly running the show
• What fight, flight, and freeze actually are (and why "just calm down" never works)
• How fear keeps you small — avoiding hard conversations, new opportunities, and change
• Three simple, in-the-moment tools to shut the spiral down: letting fear be your copilot, breathing, and "notice and narrate"

You don't need to become fearless. You need to stop letting fear drive.

Every nervous system gets stuck in a specific pattern — tired-wired-hypervigilant is one; there are two others. Knowing yours changes everything. Take the 3-minute quiz: [QUIZ LINK]

The Daily Recalibration gives you short daily reminders to help your nervous system stop defaulting to people pleasing, overfunctioning, and self abandonment. [Get the Daily Recalibration]

→ For direct access and highest level support + accountability, apply for Private Coaching

→ (Free audio) If you're in a spin out and you need a little help, I recorded this for you. (Pro tip: save it now while you're calm): [AUDIO LINK]

→ Want the full transcript + the tools from this episode: [Go to episode page]

→ If you love being around like minded women and want to practice making these Daily Recalibrations a lifestyle, join the list for the next cohort of Calm AF Life Community

If this episode made something click, please rate and review the show — it genuinely helps more people find it. Because we can all agree: the more regulated people out there, the better.

You're wiped by 2pm. You count down the hours until you can finally lie down. And then you get into bed — and your brain wakes up. Heart racing a little. Running tomorrow's list. Rewriting the text you sent. Replaying a meeting from three days ago. Exhausted and buzzing at the exact same time.

If you're dead tired all day but wide awake at night — and from the outside you look completely, totally fine — this episode is for you.

Most of the high-functioning women I work with think they have three separate problems: anxiety, burnout, and bad sleep. You don't have three problems. You have one. And once you see it, all of it gets so much simpler.

In this episode, I break down the real reason you're tired but wired — a nervous system that's been stuck in the "on" position for so long it forgot how to power down. We get into high-functioning anxiety (the kind that looks like having it all handled), why burnout shows up in your body and not just your mood, and how years of running hot scrambles the internal clock that's supposed to bring you up in the morning and down at night. That's the 2pm crash. That's the 2am wide-awake. Same broken off-switch.

I'll also tell you what does NOT fix it — no, you can't out-discipline it, and no, the magnesium and melatonin won't touch it — and give you the very first move to start tonight.

• Why "exhausted all day but can't sleep at night" is one problem, not three
• High-functioning anxiety: the motor that never turns off (even when you look calm)
• What years of running on high alert actually costs your body (allostatic load, in plain English)
• The three parts of burnout the World Health Organization recognizes — and why you know all three
• Why your stress hormones flip: foggy when you should be up, wired when you should be down
• Tired but wired, explained: the gas pedal's stuck and the brake won't catch
• Why this is NOT your fault — and why it means you're not too far gone
• The one thing that actually moves the needle: nervous system regulation
• A 60-second tool you can use tonight when your brain won't quit

When your head hits the pillow and your brain clicks on, stop trying to out-think it. One hand on your chest, one on your stomach, and make your exhale longer than your inhale. A long, slow breath out is the clearest signal you can send your body that the danger has passed.

Every nervous system gets stuck in a specific pattern — tired-wired-hypervigilant is one; there are two others. Knowing yours changes everything. Take the 3-minute quiz: [QUIZ LINK]

A short audio to listen to in the moment, when you're lying there spinning — me in your ear, talking to your body, walking you back down. Save it now while you're calm: [AUDIO LINK]

→ Full transcript + the tools from this episode: [Go to website]

→ If you love being around like minded women and want to practice making these Daily Recalibrations a lifestyle, join the list for the next cohort of Calm AF Life Community

→ For direct access and highest level support + accountability, apply for Private Coaching

→ Want daily nervous system support? The Daily Recalibration gives you short daily reminders to help your nervous system stop defaulting to people pleasing, overfunctioning, and self abandonment. Get the Daily Recalibration