Calm Down, Catherine!

Calm Down, Catherine!

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Calm Down, Catherine! episodes

  • Ep. 8 - Butch, Mashed Potatoes, and the Buttsucker
    Catherine reminisces about nicknames we've loved and hated. Intern and raconteur Odessa is the special guest. Catherine is also joined this week by special guests Fiona, a local superfan, and Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show [email protected] On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas Pizza Bob's @PizzaBobs
    31 min
  • Ep. 7 - Back yards full of dead birds and exploding food trucks

    Catherine discusses the ingredients of sunscreen and a dangerous run in with a food truck.  Local raconteur Odessa is the special guest. Catherine is also joined this week by special guest Nathan, from  the band  "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza  Bob's,  now selling  their  famous  Chipati  Sauce in bottles for use  anywhere.  Use the Anchor  app to  leave a voice  message for the show.  Email the  show    [email protected] On Twitter -  Catherine:  @CalmCatherine   Special Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas Pizza Bob's  @PizzaBobs

    16 min
  • Ep. 6 - Bike riding and tying shoes while wearing sweatpants and cowboy boots

    Catherine recounts being embarrassed about her relatively late mastery of bike riding and shoe tying, then discuss fashion choices that are perhaps more embarrassing than that.   Catherine is  joined this week by  special guest Nathan, from  the band  "Douglas  Stank". Calm Down,  Catherine is sponsored by Pizza  Bob's,  now selling  their  famous Chipati  Sauce in bottles for use  anywhere.  Use the Anchor  app to leave a voice  message for the show.  Email the  show   [email protected] On Twitter -  Catherine:  @CalmCatherine  Special   Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas Pizza Bob's  @PizzaBobs

    23 min
  • Ep. 5 - Chocolate diamonds are like french fries with peels: garbage.

    The regular format returns as Catherine is back with her takes on the hot button issue of the day: marketing spin, especially in regards to diamonds colored like poop, unpeeled french fries, and ham. Catherine is also able to fend out an attempted hot take from her special guest. Catherine is  joined this week by  special guest Nathan, from  the band "Douglas  Stank". Calm Down,  Catherine is sponsored by Pizza  Bob's, now selling  their  famous Chipati  Sauce in bottles for use  anywhere. Use the Anchor  app to leave a voice  message for the show.  Email the show   [email protected] On Twitter -  Catherine:  @CalmCatherine Special   Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas Pizza Bob's  @PizzaBobs

    25 min
  • Mailbag! #1

    Everybody's been waiting a long time for some answers, and Catherine sits still long enough to respond to all the emails, voice messages, and tweets we've accumulated so far. It is your opportunity to be a part of the show! Catherine is  joined this week by  special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas  Stank". Calm Down,  Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling  their  famous Chipati  Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor  app to leave a voice  message for the show. Email the show   [email protected] On Twitter -  Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special   Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas Pizza Bob's @PizzaBobs

    29 min
  • Ep. 3 - How to protect your butthole from cockroaches

    A discussion of a bathroom roach smashing anecdote leads to hot takes on roach defense, tight pants, long hair, neti pots and more. Catherine is joined this week by  special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down,  Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their  famous Chipati  Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice  message for the show. Email the show  [email protected] On Twitter -  Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special  Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas Pizza Bob's @PizzaBobs

    19 min
  • Ep.2- Would you like to try some Suck-sghetti?
    The fear of layoffs had Catherine contemplating different career paths. If the bottom fell out of the ol' IT industry, what goods or services could be turned into a money making machine?  Catherine discusses this with our special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their  famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show  [email protected] On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special  Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas
    29 min
  • Episode 1 - The Difference between Mel Gibson and Kevin Costner
    In this first episode of "Calm Down, Catherine!", Catherine has to explain to an ignorant coworker how the plots of Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior and Waterworld are the same. Catherine also discusses the films of Kevin Costner with this week's special guest, Nathan, including the infamous movie with a plot that should have been too hot for an in-flight movie. Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Email the show [email protected] On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas
    18 min

About Calm Down, Catherine!

From the publisher's feed

For a chill person, Catherine sure has a lot of takes. Sure, some are tepid, but some are scorching hot.