Cam And Brock Are Two People

Brock’s dog is a zen master. Cameron’s cat is going to be a fast follow. Listen: if you’ve been worried that CB2P has been too subserious and goof-ridden lately, have I got a treat for you! We spend the majority of this episode careening (earnestly, but still definitely careening) through Cameron’s new Theory Of Why People Can’t Argue About Anything Serious. Brace yourselves.

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Cameron recounts Disney-related travails. Brock has learned to value the intangibles of the $20 hamburger. Cameron and Brock are not the target audience for the broke dad shirts. There are Jeep nods for lots of things,. Ultimately, it wasn’t so bad – the chocolate smell was stronger than the bile smell.

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Cameron was a sheet sleeper. Brock speaks to himself in plural. Cameron went reverse shopping. Sumerian anti-piracy techniques are discussed. There was no timer on Cameron’s dinner. You stand on a street corner and throw a rock, you should be able to hit a Dorito – this is America, after all.

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Cameron has respect for the brick press. Brock should be careful about the scale of his meatworking shop. Cameron is at home with his unfounded fear of microwaves. Brock doesn’t want to pick a genre for his kitchen. Cameron got the big peanuts. We attempt to restore the poignancy of Labor Day via a renaming.

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Cameron's daughter's stuffed cat needs a living will. We workshop a service that pre-relics childrens' toys. Brock's not going to go out and buy a 12-spatula gift set. Cameron brought two cubes of dishes. Consumption happens when you purchase something, not when you get rid of it, is what Cameron realized, finally.

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Dust off your zoot suit, get your knees ready to Charleston, and let season 2 of Cameron And Brock Are Two People ever so gently lead you through this weird nothing year and back into the Roaring Twenties. After discussing exactly HOW many fat stacks the government is going to end up owing Brock, we christen season 2 with a wade through bands and band wardrobes of Woodstock ‘99, and somehow turn that experience into an OPTIMISTIC take on human progress.

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Brock has a dayshift headache. Cameron may have hallucinated a Disney raccoon. Cameron and Brock are too old to be lifting humans. The secret to getting older is to raise the floor and lower the ceiling. We discuss the possibility that we’re all part of a giant math equation. It’s a hoot!

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Cameron has a bowtie he’s never tied. Brock wants to wear a cape. Hang onto your hats you carry around just to look fancy, folks – we’re here to revolutionize the world of mens’ comfortwear. Somebody get Duluth Trading Co. on the horn – we need to talk to them about button-up robes and legless shorts, STAT.

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Don’t ever use a possessive noun before the word “dongle”. We discuss how much more existential anxiety your personal devices COULD be providing. Cameron had to get snow before coffee. Brock was an instant grits family. Cameron wants to run more off-brand taste tests.

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We start breaking ground on a transformative new holiday experience. When dozens of very affordable briskets arrive at your grocery store around the summer solstice, you’ll know we’ll have won over the beef cabal and/or consortium. Brock provides Disney tips. Cameron dismisses tiramisu as “wet bread”. We field our very first voicemail from a faithful listener.

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