This week, Beau and Meryl talk about burnt down houses, wet horses, and mythical creatures. They take a Camper of the Week question from a listener who is ready to face a certain sexual position head on and share some of the perils that come with daylight savings.

This week, Beau celebrates the fall in Japan in every way possible, while Meryl plays a weird game of footsie with a stranger and looks for a traditional wife!!

Beau rails against the spirit of Halloween, while Meryl wonders if she could really step out on her man to kiss one of her hallpass people?!!?! Also talked about: strong opinions on restaurant bathrooms!

Meryl sources recommendations for weapons to carry, and discovers how much she has in common with Patrick Bateman. Beau responds to a letter we got sent to the campfire, and denies he would ever buy something because Jon Hamm told him to. Then, they talk about frivolous lawsuits, Drew Barrymore's pants, and what Beau really plans to do in Japan. Special thanks to this episode's sponsor Adam and Eve use CAMPFIRE 50% off.

Audrey Stewart RETURNS! It's a complete and utter hurricane of a sht show in the best way possible as she taps into her medium powers, gives us an update on her life, and explains why Beau saw her on a Jack in the Box commercial!

Meryl has yet another update on her renter situation, and has a serious talk with Beau about needing to up his t-shirt game. Then, Beau and Meryl talk dogstrology and argue about HBO's show, The Rehearsal!

Meryl opens this week's episode talking about the worst movie she's ever seen, and why it caused a hypothetical fight with Beau in her head. Then, Beau and Meryl discuss if we really need to do wedding speeches, and Meryl campaigns for Boston being the only city that's actually getting better. Thank you so much to our friends at True Classic Tees! Head to trueclassic.com/campfire for 25% off your order!

Meryl cat sat and it made Beau's claws come out! We also discuss the PSR (pumpkin spice revolution) and weird things we've accidentally found in people's homes.

Meryl can finally talk about her crazy renter drama! It has all the twists and turns of a broken key in a doorknob of insanity.

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We're back! We catch up on our summer break and talk about why we love bad vibes, processed 80's food, and Hawaiian Uber drivers touting poison. Mahalo!