Can We Just Say

Happy Birthday Sarah! Sarah turns thirty-fun in this episode and as a gift, she asked Kelly to share one of her passions and give her a birthday tarot reading. We get real into our emotions on this one, so be prepared to jump in FOOLS!

Kelly and Sarah go toe to toe discussing Sarah's knockout guilty pleasure, the Rocky movie franchise. Can you last 15 rounds listening to these two talk about himbos, crop tops, love robots, and sometimes boxing? Enter the ring and find out.

More gripes than pleasures this week, but we ask ourselves, "What would Jimmy Buffet do?" Pour something tall and strong while Kelly and Sarah give updates on their week, surprise each other with little gifts, and share a couple missed connections and a whole lot of laughs. 

Kelly tells Sarah about the Truman Show-esque walk she took through the neighborhood, they both get a little sentimental looking through old letters, and then take a trip into the sewers to visit a reoccurring Missed Connections poster. 

Buckle up! Kelly takes the wheel discussing guilty pleasure movie franchise, The Fast & The Furious. Sarah's a true ride or die co-pilot navigating all of the characters, stunts, tropes, and off the wall theories. We hope you enjoy, salut mi familia!

Can We Just Say, dating is rough and awkward and always has been. Kelly and Sarah share some painfully embarrassing stories about dating, family, and life. We love you, dear listeners. We'd swipe right on each and every one of you.

Well gang, we certainly earned the explicit tag on this episode. It's just as the title says...it's all piss. Kelly and Sarah give you a glimpse into their senior year of high school, people watching during this strange time, and Sarah surprises Kelly with some missed connections she found. Sorry, mom!

Konbanwa! Welcome to this special bonus episode dedicated entirely to our shared guilty pleasure....Terrace House! More specifically, chapter three of the Tokyo 2019-2020 season which has given us LIFE during the quarantine. We breakdown the lunacy of all of the new characters, all of the romance, and all of the DRAMA. Kelly gushes about her Terrace House crushes and Sarah now believes she can speak Japanese.

WARNING: There are many spoilers for the current Terrace House season, as well as some others. We couldn't help ourselves! Listen at your own risk.

DISCLAIMER: We mistakenly referred to Haruka as Hana for about the first 20 minutes, but we realized we are idiots and corrected ourselves. Don't @ us about it unless you have nice things to say!

Can we just say thank you so much for listening to our first episode?! We air our grievances about current struggles in the COVID-19 quarantine and you get a glimpse into Kelly's guilty pleasure: Craigslist Missed Connections. We also find out that one of our shared guilty pleasures is bragging about each other behind our backs. How darling!

Thank you to The Legal Immigrants for the use of our theme song "Panacea" and Melophobix for letting us sample "Tortuga" for our intermission while we get our circus together. You're all good good boys.