Can Ya Not?

During these trying times of a global pandemic and panic, our dynamic duo ponder the toughest questions of them all- How much toilet paper is too much? Can make-up be fucked off a face? Why can't Maddie stay away from the Karaoke bar? Powerful stuff.

It's not just one of the greatest karaoke songs of all time, it is also something Maddie and Kim have extensive experience with. Today's topics range from butthole invasions to mystery motorboaters, try and work that one out

Maddie and Kim speak to their guest Em this week about stolen nudes, leery men and unwanted contact from strangers. Sounds like a barrel of laughs, this one

When you imagine a day at the spa, do you think of warm saunas, soft fluffy towels and feelings of intense relaxation? Kim and Maddie did, those poor fools. If you play it real slow you can hear the exact moment their hearts break.

Kim, Maddie and Zoe dive into the seedy underbelly of Social Media. They discuss the dangers of Facebook Marketplace, the benefits of being hairy and this one trick to picking up women that doctors hate.

Creepy customers, sleazy bosses and good old fashioned penis washing. What more could a girl ask for in the workplace? The answer is more, a lot more. Kim regales us with tales of all three, how lucky for her.

Maddie and Kim freak out about getting Mail and discuss the appropriate amounts of creep one should exhibit when talking to strangers on public transport. Their guest Emma talks about her first sexual experience and how things aren't so black and white.

Maddie takes us into the exciting world of online dating. Three dates, three character building experiences. Tune in and learn all about our superheroes of the day: Tattoo Boy, Karaoke Man and Uncomfortably Close Guy.

Maddie, Kim and their guest Celena, discuss street harassment in New York City. They cover Justice fantasies, ill advised left turns and the rare times when catcalling is actually appreciated. [Trigger Warning] Violent language and descriptions of rape.

Maddie and Kim introduce themselves and recall some of their fondest sexual harassment experiences. From competitive wife-carrying to scantily clad men, they cover a range of approaches and techniques that no one should ever try to recreate.