Heavy and Gustav discuss frontiersmen, lineage and the story of the suburban turkey.

Send in your turkey stories,  favorite frontiersmen,  conspiracy theories, or ideas about the pre-railroad timber status of Indiana or Illinois at [email protected]

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This week gets going with American hobo talk followed by the sad state of the Mineral Wells Dairy Queen.

Then we turn our attention to how people mispronounce things only locals know how to say.  Next up is the bizarre arrest of Francho Bradley and his common law wife Adrianne Jennings over a wide range of weapons charges in Tewksbury, Massachusetts.  And finally, we have a tease about upcoming DNA ancestry results.

Send in your DNA guesses before 4-26 for a chance to win a t-shirt.  And if you have any hobo stories, conspiracy theories, or ideas about infernal machines, then send them to us at [email protected]

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Ty and Gustav are back to answer Twitter questions from the world's greatest listeners and Gus wants to brag about wearing overalls.

Still no Heavy Longmire this week, but that's no reason not to listen.

Topics this week include:

Twitter questions

Let us know what your desert island tv show would be, your Stockard Channing fantasies, or if you think you could best a guy with a gun if you are only armed with a knife  by sending old issues of Backwoodsman Magazine and a self addressed stamped envelope to [email protected]

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Ty and Gustav answer emails (including a very NSFW one) and make each other cry laugh as Gus tells about Abs Class.

Let us know what if you've seen a wardrobe malfunction in person, or ever mispronounced a word, or what your favorite unsolved mystery is by sending morning glory seeds and a self addressed stamped envelope to [email protected]

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Once again Ty and Gustav return without Heavy to try and bring a little bit of laughter by discussing old movies, comedy, a hypothetical and how you might find Gus only wearing army boots and an apron.

In this episode:

Spinoff ideas if Heavy never comes back

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Full details to follow.  Tom Bosley wasn't in "Poor Devil".  It was Jack Klugman.  And Dana Carvey was the co-pilot in the TV version of Blue Thunder

Let us know which helicopter genre film/show was your favorite, Richard Dawson stories or side notes to us by sending small denomination coins and a self addressed stamp to [email protected]

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Ty and Gustav are back to answer Twitter questions from our listeners about sinister farmers, CB radios and much more.

As always, audience participation is a high priority, so the boys settle in for rapid fire Twitter nonsense as they cover questions about:

Curvy girls

Let us know which Alfred Hitchcock movie is your favorite, your preferred pocket knife, and any stories about meth or sinister farmers by sending five dollars and a self addressed stamp to [email protected]

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In response to listener feedback, Gustav presents the history of Federal Gun Control and tries his best not to provide too much editorial commentary (but of course there is some.

In the discussion he covers:

Federalist Paper No. 46

Along the way, he explains the major advances in firearm designs,  explains the fallacy of the gun show loophole and the truth about private transfers.

Then he answers questions from listeners about:

Gun registries

It turned into a lot longer episode than planned and ultimately the full crew will have a gun control discussion.

But until then, email us your thoughts, questions, rants or solutions to gun issues to

[email protected]

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Ty and Gustav return once again and try to make a dent in the backlog of listener emails while they discuss a wide range of important matters such as the Bonanza theme song had words.

Tellito asks about what would happen if things had to get primitive and we had to start a tribe.  Who would be the chief?

The boys head back through some eighties movie nostalgia as Ty references"The Idol Maker" and Gustav pines for "Streets of Fire", "Eddie and the Cruisers" and "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai".

Heef tells us about a disturbing family Christmas tradition.

The guys discuss where they would want to live if they could live anywhere.

Then Gus reads a list of nonsense from Trav that leads to sale barn talk.

The dead ghost of Standman challenges Ty and Gus to rank the tv theme songs, which leads to the truth that the Bonanza theme song had words.

Let us hear your sale barn stories, where you want to live (and why), if you have ever been haunted by a baby doll in a barn or what the best television theme songs are by sending an email to [email protected]

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Ty and Gustav sit down to discuss full disclosure on dating apps, how Gus provides IT help support, and somehow Sacajawea of Sex gets mentioned.

Heavy is out running a trap line for beaver, trying to get ready for the rendezvous this spring.  So instead, you are treated to another Ty and Gus episode.

Gus points out that the podcast is officially two years old with this episode.  A big thanks to all of our listeners.  You are the reason that we do this and we appreciate you all.  Over the last two years we have made a lot of new friends and we look forward to hearing from you for many more.

Unexpectedly, Gustav was asked to provide tech support for adult film star Rachel Starr as she tried to set up her own podcast.  Gus describes how he tried to help out a fellow podcaster.

Ty then turns the wheel and they discuss the ethical and strategic implications of full disclosure on your profile on dating apps.  In their own full disclosure, both admit that they know nothing about any dating apps, so it's pretty much just a lot of bullshit, but then again, isn't that what the last 104 episodes before this one were?  Somehow in all of this, Sacajawea of Sex becomes the title of the episode, even though we hadn't talked about Sacajawea up until that point.

Let us know how why you listen to us, what your thoughts on full disclosure are, or recount any stories of how you have helped adult film stars by sending an email to [email protected]

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And go check out Rachel Starr's podcast.  She is more entertaining than us!

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