Canada's Crawlspace

My Dearest Listeners,

It is I, Alistair Crowe, your favourite raconteur, at your service. I do hope you have brought you appetite for the macabre, because I have prepared three deliciously dreadful tales to make your Halloween a little more...interesting.

So pour yourself something wicked, settle into your favourite chair, and allow an old skeleton to entertain you. After all, what is Halloween without a little fright?

With the warmest regards from beyond the grave,

Alistair Crowe

*Special thanks goes out to Liam, Barbie, and Kayley for helping us with some voice work on these stories!*

The Halloween ghost train keeps on chugging with Gary Allen Srery: an American fugitive living illegally in Canada for decades who murdered (at LEAST) four Women from Calgary, Alberta.

This is one neighbour that even Mister Rogers would hate.

The Crawlspace Keeper welcomes you!

Tonight, you shall leave the safety of the city lights and wander onto the frozen outskirts of Saskatoon, where 17-year-old Neil Stonechild was left by police one freezing November night in 1990.

The case would expose the horrifying reality of one of the Saskatoon police's most diabolical practices: the Starlight Tours.

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Coming this spooky season...

In 1992, one of Canada's darkest labour disputes ended in an unimaginable tragedy. This episode we examine the Giant Mine murders in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, where a bomb planted deep underground killed nine replacement workers.

A bizarre case from La Ronge, Saskatchewan involving then 14-year-old Sandy Charles who became connected to a very unlikely obsession: the 1989 horror movie, The Warlock.

Dust off that old tinfoil hat you hid in the closet when you "realized" that conspiracy theories are lame and fake, because now it's 2026 and reality is no longer a given.

Listen to us bounce around some conspiracies, get confused, talk about cults, connect dots that may or may not exist, and spend a good chunk of time talking about everyone's favourite dead financier, Jeffy Epstein.

It is a messy episode, questionable at best. and it will probably make less sense the further in you get.

Enjoy!

Halloween took a terrifying turn when Carl Girouard unleashed a series of katana attacks, turning a night of costumes and candy into a nightmare.

In the midst of a global pandemic, when people were finally allowed to go out and celebrate--while staying 6 feet apart from each other in case one spoke too moistly--one dumbshit had a "mission."

Carl Girouard killed two people and injured five others using a katana before police arrested him.

"My dear Listener,

How very kind of you to descend this far.

You now find yourself seated within the Holiday Crawlspace Theatre, a most intimate venue buried beneath floorboards, frost, and works of great fiction. Tonight's performance is a seasonal selection of unease--carefully unwrapped tales featuring familiar faces in unsettling scenes.

I shall be your host, Alistair Crowe, guiding you between the acts, minding the lights, and ensuring no one leaves before the curtain falls. Now, please, do make yourself comfortable--there is no intermission, and the exits have a habit of moving...

Warmest regards,

Alistair Crowe

Host, Holiday Crawlspace Theatre"