It’s the climax of the multi-million dollar Fifty Shades series.  All of the roads of storylines, conflicts, and kinky-fuckery have led to this movie.  And it’s the greatest of the three.  I know we don’t normally spoil our thoughts in … Continue reading →

The Earth is going through a power crisis.  Gas, electric, wind, and solar power sources are all failing and the world’s countries are ready to go to war.  It’s up to the crew of the Shepard to successfully complete their … Continue reading →

Final Destination 3 breaks all of the rules and takes the Final Destination series in a whole new direction.  Just kidding!  It’s the exact same save for the inciting event is a roller coaster crash.  But it does have Benjamin … Continue reading →

The widow of the inventor of the Winchester rifle has built a giant mansion with many rooms to contain the ghosts of those who were killed by the famous firearm.  A psychologist is called in by the Winchester Corporation to … Continue reading →

Of course we checked out the second one, why wouldn’t we?  Mean Mark takes the second step into the cinematic world of mommy porn as he and Sean Taylor provide their commentary to Fifty Shades Darker.  Anastasia Steele and Christian … Continue reading →

It’s 1966, the Vietnam War rages on and America is being lied to by President Richard Nixon and his government.  A investigative report about the legitimacy of the war has shown America is in a losing battle and the fledgling … Continue reading →

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to watch a shitty movie with the Crew?  Now, you can.  In preparation for this year’s release of Fifty Shades Freed, Sean Taylor and Mean Mark are sitting down and going through the … Continue reading →

Ah, the 80s.  G.I. Joe was one of the biggest toy brands on the market.  With a hit cartoon show on the airways, it was only a matter of time.  But failing to learn from Transformers and He-Man, G.I. Joe decided … Continue reading →

2017 was a hell of a year in film.  There were some monster highs and valley lows.  As is tradition here on Film Studies, we break down the best of the best and the worst of the worst, handing out … Continue reading →

After a premonition keeps a young student from dying in a tragic vehicle accident, Death chases down everyone who was supposed to die one by one.  Sound familiar?  Yep.  Final Destination proves that you CAN go back to the well … Continue reading →