The camera didnt record for some reason so this episode is audio only unfortunately.

On this episode we talk all sorts of shit and cover:  

• We jump on the dolphins bandwagon, Phin's Up. 
• James' wife gets confused about what a herd of Moose is called. 
• Ash talks about the final steps in his big move to the sunny coast and trying to offload a fridge. 
• James announces his monthly comedy shows now at the Beenleigh Distillery 
• Gold Coast light feature on the highway is finally being ripped down 
• James sees a juggler at the gym 
• James finds the block audition from 2015 that his wife and him did.
• We talk about public phones being free now and also having wifi
•  Orca in Seaworld dies after 40 years in captivity 
• We watch an extension made by AI of the Mona Lisa 
• We go way to deep into how ceiling fans work 
• Kids nightmares 
• Ash reads a farewell poem that  
• How big are the general household TV's going to get? 
• We watch a video of an artist continually zooming into a picture to reveal new pictures. 
• James finally does the toothpaste bit on stage for ashs good bye present 
• We touch on The Raw open mic coempetion that’s happening Sunday night 
• Ash signs off (for now)
• Plus More...

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On this episode we talk all sorts of shit and cover:  

• Adrian shows us a bass player playing amazing grace in harmonics and we reminisce about the movie cool running's.
• The Swordfish on a Great Northern Beer looks like a bird 
•  James talks about having a stand up gig in a night club this week.
• Getting our licenses and failing our tests 
•  We go deep in to the 2000 Sydney Olympics including the mascots.
• James almost dies at work this week by getting attacked by a dog 
• We talk about different sized beers schooners, pints, pots 
• Can recycling in Australia now and can you make a living from it 
• What would you do with your money if you had a mass sum of money. 
• Who are the 10 richest people in the world as of March 2023
• We talk about how Mr Beast and other entrepreneurs cant do enough charity to make people happy 
• James gets crocs! 
• Shoe fashion trends like grinding shoes and Heelys 
• Washing fruit and vegetables
• Ash thinks varicose veins are asparagus veins 
• Original variants of corn and carrot 
•  James  has never had a peanut butter or Nutella sandwich 
• Why do we use butane in aerosol cans over compressed air 
• Euthanasia rollercoaster
• More matrix chat including Keanu reeves being the highest paid actor in a franchise and james commits to watching it this week. 
• The latest season of South park is James's favourite in a long time. 
• Chris Rocks special 
• Ash resigns through Chat GPT
• Legalising drugs in Australia and Ash gives us his rant on how he sees the world going 
• VR on a giant circular treadmill 
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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No guest this week, but on this episode we talk all sorts of crazy shit and we cover:  

• Ash tells us about his tragic morning after last weeks podcast after he had some of the famous contaminated Bundaberg Rum. 
• How annoying it is to sell shit on Gumtree and Facebook marketplace. 
• How it is impossible to dump shit around our place, especially in a sign written ute. 
• James finds a note in the gym toilet and reads it out. 
• We find out how KFC gravy is made and it's quite gross to be honest. 
• Finding blood in eggs when your cooking them and what exactly it is? 
• We talk about the times we have found dead animals like birds and bats. 
• James eats shit at a play centre. 
• Throwing Boomerangs. 
• Ash brings some new beers in for us to try and we finally get an answer as to why can labels are always different ways. 
• We cover the Balloon Olympics. 
• Touch on Jon Jones return and Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal show up at the weigh ins for the UFC. 
• We have a little play with Chat GPT 
• James spills some goss on a particular children's entertainer from back in the day (The purple wiggle).
• Youtube videos that were scaring kids a few years back like Huggy Wuggy. 
• Roald Dahl is getting cancelled. 
• Offensive words and phrases in todays society. 
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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On this weeks episode we have Mikee Joaquin in, he is a Comedian, Actor, Voice Actor and Dancer who has already done so much in each of these lanes, in this episode we cover:  

• Mikee fills us in on all of his different gigs he has going on. 
• He fills us in on some of the ins and outs of acting and voice acting. 
• James and Mikee talk about some of our highs and lows in the Brisbane open mic scene and James talks about his week of bombs and crushes. 
• James finally shows hisM wife his stand up routine from the Raw competition. 
• Mikee fills us in on some of the differences on his move from America to Australia and why he is loving it! 
• Australian Christmas traditions. 
• Ash is drinking again and we discuss how we all treat alcohol differently and how it can be dangerous. 
• Mikee tells us about his ADHD diagnosis and we have a great discussion regarding Neurodiversity. 
• We discuss our different writing methods and Ash comes in with a groundbreaking idea (which has existed for years...)
• We discuss the whole AI situation again and look at a house party created by AI and how creepy it is.
• We talk about Mikee's upcoming Raw heat this week and go back to James's bomb last week. 
• We talk about our favourite comedians - Jo Koy, Dave Chapelle, Taylor Tomlinson, Daniel Sloss.
• Does America have kerbside pick up like Australia? 
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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On this weeks episode we needed an episode to regroup after a crazy week, so we have the OG crew in to talk all sorts of crazy shit like the good ol' days, in this episode we cover:  

• Not understanding the differences between all of the different petrol and diesel selections available now. 
• James covers his busiest week yet, including seeing Chappelle and fluking a win in the Nation Raw Open Mic competition, and one of the craziest things he has ever seen on stage happened. 
• James has a story about taking the kids to the park, and the entire park turns to chaos as a kid pisses on everyone there. 
• Kids Birthday parties and who should say the 3 cheers part? 
• We watch a video about a McDonalds employee having an argument about extra sauce, who do you think is in the right? 
• China is equipping their soldiers with self destruct buttons.
• Crazy video of multiple snakes being ripped out of the ceiling. 
• James goes to a crazy ladies house to pick up the party favours for his son. 
• Ash shows us handbags made from small children spines and alligator tongue. 
• We look in to Americas zombie apocalypse program CONOP 8888.
• Bruce Willis gets dementia and we dig deep into his back catalogue. 
• Movie chat - The Watcher, You People, The Black Phone. 
• James Cameron recreates titanic scene and confirms there was room for 2 on the door. 
• We look at past guest Dave's handy work of dick drawings - Cock a Doodle Doo Check it out! 
• Dodo's and mammoths are coming back from extinction. 
• Lady dies for 27 minutes and comes back to life with a message. 
• We watch a comedian roast director Zack Snyder without realising who he was. 
• The big train crash in Ohio and how bad it really is. 
• We look at Lebrons scoring record and break off in tangents about how we say sporting brands and also the history of Phil Knight - inventor of Nike. 
• Its official, we are buying a Brothel! Stay tuned for a sex worker to come on as a guest soon. If you are a sex worker in south east Queensland and would like to come on please reach out. 
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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On this weeks episode we have Viktor Lyall in for a chat, he is a professional MMA fighter and has quite the collection of qualifications and degrees under his belt, in this episode we cover:  

• We talk about girly alcohol drinks and Viktor addresses his Caffeine addiction.
• James tells a story about watching one of Viktors fights in 2019 and being blown away. 
• Coming back after being down and out of a fight.
• Unique fashion and personal image.
• Self doubt and insecurity how to mentally move past it.
• Meditation and flow state of being in a fight.
• Bringing in the phrase "Church as Fuck".
• Listener questions
  • Mcgregor or Chandler… who takes the win in PowerSlap?
  • How do you get pumped before a fight? 
  • How do you get used to being hit?
  • Why do you wear shoes when hitting pads etc? 
  • As well as Viktors personal questions from his instagram post
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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On this weeks episode we have Macca Melody in to chat, he is a Comedian from Cairns who has quite the resume and is getting ready for his solo show, in this episode we cover:  

• Macca tells us about his gig at the Cellar in Brisbane. 
• We talk about the Raw Comedy Competition coming up that James and Macca will both be competing in.  
• The Adapt or Die seminar in Brisbane featuring David Goggins. 
• We then delve in to self improvement and a very philosophical talk. 
• An island that is for sale for $475K.
• James mum loves the Aquaduck 
• Decisions for parents in the current climate to make the right decisions for their children. 
• How all of our lives have completely changed since becoming fathers. 
• Macca tells us some hilarious stories along his stand up journey so far. 
• The protests around Australia day and traditional land owners. 
• 23 year old woman who has the body of an 8 year old. 
• Body building competitions and this generations obsession with looks. 
• Listener questions
  • Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? This is what keeps me up at night… 
  • You rather eat a bar of chocolate that tastes like poo, or a bar of poo that tastes like chocolate? 
  • What's a song you cant stop listening to? 
  • Would you get circumcised to last longer? 
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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On this weeks episode we have Lloyd Bendle in to chat, he is a Brisbane Open Mic Comedian and is also teaches English to discuss:  

• Lady's look out, Lloyd is back on the dating apps! 
• The debate about Bill Cosby continues.
• How old we all want to get to. 
• James tells an awkward story about trying to help an old lady with her mobility scooter. 
• We get real nostalgic with MSN messenger and Lloyd tells us some smooth ways to pick up online. 
• Lloyds instagram has a lot going on and also some great lunches... 
• We get very deep with some animal facts involving Koalas, sharks and cheetahs.
• We look in to the world of happy ending massages.
• Ash has to bail early for a family emergency. 
• James tells a story about a heckler he had at one of his gigs this week. 
• Tom Segura comes to Brisbane and absolutely crushes! 
• Kylie Jenner wears the same lion dress as another model and isn't happy about it. 
• We see another guy who spent way too much money on a wolf costume. 
• Lloyd tells us how he used to sneak out for sex but return way too quickly and have to hear his parents question his ability. 
• More on shitting pants.
• Lloyd asks James if there is anything he would change from his first ever stand up gig. 
• We talk strip clubs. 
• Listener questions
  • What sport would you invent to add to the Olympics? 
  • What’s the coolest thing you did in school?
  • Can you do a podcast with no swearing? 
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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On this weeks episode James & Ash discuss:  

• How Apple products dominate the market because they are so user friendly and easy to use. 
• There is more crime in James's street but we trump the neighbour with our story. 
• Ash's son has his birthday party and he nails another home made cake.
• James goes to an Adult Circus called Blush and is now questioning his sexuality and Ash admits that puppetry of the penis is the most amazing thing he has ever seen. 
• Ash shits his pants at Bunnings...
• James recaps his Buzz Off show he did this week, did he get buzzed off?... Yes
• Ash calls out instagram bots and he wants answers!
• A lady makes her boyfriend a ham and potato cake for his birthday, is this gross? 
• The new Slap league by Dana White and watching a guys face explode. 
• We look back at the Lebanon explosions and dig in to some chemicals and science we know nothing about. 
• Someone finds the location for the scary car location on Google Maps.
• James's worst fear, a Giant Cane toad found in North Queensland. 
• We discover that the voice of Ike on South Park is Trey Parkers daughter. 
• Potential Eminem docuseries done by 50 cent.
• We find an old video of Jake Fitzgerald in the footy locker rooms. 
• Listener questions
  • You're in bed with your parents, your tip is in your mum and your dads tip is in you, to get out you either have to push back or move forward, what are you doing? 
  • What would you do if you won a million dollars and would you share or tell anyone? 
  • What are some good bread baking tips you'd give to a beginner? 
  • Do you believe in gender stereotypes? 
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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On this weeks episode we have Reid Willoughby in to chat, he is a Brisbane Open Mic Comedic and is also studying a bachelor of science at uni to discuss:  

• Both James's Cat and fish died this week and the boys "comfort him"
• James drops his gum... again and we talk about the most appropriate flooring for pubs and clubs
• Ash exposes that he likes to eat other peoples old food scraps that they leave behind.
• Reid tells us he used to love our famous nail polish because he is a nail biter from way back.
• James and Ash have both spent the equivalent to a second hand holden Barina on their dogs
• We spend way to much time talking about how much we all want to die and the best ways to do it. 
• We talk about a guy that jumped from the golden gate bridge and landed on a seal which caused him to survive and the "sky king" who stole a plane to commit suicide. 
• Assisted suicide in different countries. 
• We discuss the Brisbane comedy scene a little and James tells us about a new comedy show he is taking part in this week. 
• Eddie Murphys acceptance speech at the Golden Globes. 
• We discuss art exhibitions and Reid exposes a poor woman's best attempt at a portrait. 
• Adrian shows us the worst Harry Potter gamer we have ever seen. 
• James buys a go kart and is aiming to make it in to the F1
• We support plastic straws and the plastic island floating in the sea. 
• What kind of animals we would like to fuck and make an animal/human hybrid. 
• Whats your favourite shark? 
• We compare the titanic to some of the worlds worst historic events and Ash considers opening a museum to showcase his ideas.
• Listener questions
  •  You have to choose 1 cartoon character to get tattooed on you.
  • An interesting fact you've leant this week?
  • If you could go back in time would you kill baby hitler? 
• Plus More...

Can't Get Any Worse is a weekly podcast by 3 Queensland dads with a guest featuring every now and then. Come listen to us get drunk, shoot the shit and share stories we hope our families will never hear.

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