Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger

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Every week, Kurt Metzger tries to find redemption in the awful things he's said the week before. Can Kurt ever get right? Chances are he won't, but you won't want to miss a single episode.

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Episode #112 - Good News Qu...

12.01.2021

On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by the returning Bryan Vokey to talk how inbred royalty would make themselves look less gross, watch Canadian kids dicking around at Pablo Escobars actual house, Bryan tells us stories about his ...

Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger episodes:

12.01.2021 Episode #112 - Good News Queers (Bryan Vokey) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by the returning Bryan Vokey to talk how inbred royalty would make themselves look less gross, watch Canadian kids dicking around at Pablo Escobars actual house, Bryan tells us stories about his ...
11.19.2021 Episode #111 - Chaff And Redirect ( Body Language Analyst Scott Rouse) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by Body Language Analyst Scott Rouse to break down the body language of Travis Scott's Astroland response video, NFL Quarterback Aaron Rodgers apology video, and California Governor Gavin Newsom explaining where he ...
11.03.2021 Episode #110 - Maniacs In The Media (Aaron Maté) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by journalist and a reporter for The Grayzone: Aaron Maté to talk about how insane everything has gotten. From maniacs in the media, to lying journalists and MUCH more: on this ALL ...
10.21.2021 Episode #109 - Pink Kryptonite (Ethan Van Sciver) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by comic book artist Ethan Van Sciver to talk about Superman coming out as gay, a Marvel editor who lied about being Asian, a bird watching lesbian, and MUCH more on this ...
10.13.2021 Episode #108 - #BelieveWhatISay (Adam Friended & PSA Sitch) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by hosts of the "Sitch & Adam Show" on YouTube: PSA Sitch & Adam Friended. The boys discuss the beef between Bill Maher & Jimmy Dore, Sitch and Adam doing 12 Hour ...
09.30.2021 Episode #107 - Platformed (Brian Simpson & Gary from Nerdrotic) k
09.24.2021 Episode #106 - That's Assault! (Big Jay Oakerson & Ryan Long) Kurt Metzger is in New York: LIVE and IN STUDIO with fan favorites Big Jay Oakerson and Ryan Long. The boys talk science guys, when hecklers attack, and a French clown academy that's probably just a sex cult. All this ...
09.09.2021 Episode #105 - American History 10 (Michael Malice) Author and anarchist Michael Malice is back on the show and joins Kurt to discuss black Superman, the problem with Hassan, and Michaels big move. All this and more on this weeks episode of Can’t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! ...
09.01.2021 Episode #104 - Unleash Your Inner Super Hero (Scribe Light) YouTube commentator Scribe Light returns to join Kurt Metzer on this weeks episode of #CantGetRightPodcast. Today we break down a ridiculous TED-X Talk about Superman, why Seth MacFarline from Family Guy can get away with edgy humor, and examine resegregation ...
08.18.2021 Episode #103 - Gendercore with Ryan Long and Az (HeelvsBabyface) Comedian Ryan Long & Az from YouTube channel HeelvsBabyface join Kurt Metzer on this weeks episode of #CantGetRightPodcast. Today the boys talk Canadas response to Covid, how woke is Matt Damon and the new Hulu series "Y: The Last Man". ...
08.11.2021 Episode #102 - Hollywood Tier System with Jeremy Scippio Comedian Jeremy Scippio joins Kurt Metzer on this weeks episdoe of #CantGetRightPodcast. Today Jeremy and Kurt talk about the new Space Jam starring Lebron James, The NEW Suicide Squad Movie and how El Chapo got internationally c**k blocked by Sean ...
08.04.2021 Episode #101 - Dupers Delight with Body Language Analyst Scott Rouse Body Language Analyst Scott Rouse joins Kurt Metzger to discuss the truth behind Big Jay's tale of Kurt Metzger, the differences between sociopaths and psychopaths, understanding what exactly is body language analogy, PLUS Kurt puts Scott to the test when ...
07.28.2021 Episode #100 - Ring of Death with Anthony Cumia On this #CantGetRightPodcast with Kurt Metzger, Kurt talks to radio legend Anthony Cumia. They boys talk Patrice O’Neal’s appearances on Opie and Anthony, watch a woke feminist children's music video, and even watch Kevin Smith cry, All this and more ...
07.21.2021 Episode #099 - That’s no Bolshevik with Cypher The Cynical Historian Kurt talks to Cypher (The Cynical Historian on YouTube) about The Zimmerman Telegram, Unrestricted Submarine Warfare, how the secret service got created, and more on this week’s episode of the Can’t Get Right podcast. Support Our Sponsors!Blue Chew - Try ...
07.12.2021 Episode #098 - Nice News Turks with Jimmy Dore Jimmy Dore talks with Kurt Metzger about the The Young Turks attempt at blackmailing him. Don't miss this episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger! Support Our Sponsors!Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code ...
06.30.2021 Episode #097 - A Very Particular Word with Ramsey Badawi Ramsey Badawi is back on the podcast with Kurt Metzger to discuss a video uploaded by Dr. Joe Kort, a comedy writers experience of learning what white privilege means at a Steve Harvey show. What did Madonna do to her ...
06.09.2021 Episode #095 - Shit Coin with Sam Tripoli Comedian Sam Tripoli joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we dive into a ton of conspiracies, cryptocurrency, and the glory of Shit Coin. All this and more on this ...
04.28.2021 Episode #089 - Stirring Gravy with Bret Ernst Comedian Bret Ernst joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, relationships, Italian Stereotypes, what Joe Pesci thought of Louis C.K's stand up, Bret's work on Cobra Kai, and how the ...
09.07.2020 Episode #057 - TedX For Inversity and Diclusion with Scribe Light Content Creator Scribe Light joins Comedian Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right.
08.24.2020 Episode #055 - I Watched You F**k Twice with Sean Patton and Dante Nero Comedians Sean Patton and Dante Nero join Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right Podcast with Kurt Metzger. Support on Social MediaFollow Kurt Metger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzgerFollow Sean Patton: https://www.twitter.com/mrSeanPattonFollow Dante Nero: https://www.twitter.com/TheDanteNero You can watch LIVE and FREE ...
08.17.2020 Episode #054 - Wokefishing Vs Cokefishing with Joe DeRosa Comedian Joe DeRosa joins Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right.
08.10.2020 Episode #053 - The Northern Epstein Alliance with Dan Soder and Ben Anderson Comedian Dan Soder and Journalist Ben Anderson join Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right. Please Support Our Sponsors:YoKratom: If you are over the age of 21, visit http://yokratom.com - home of the $60 kilo. Sheath Underwear: ...
08.03.2020 Episode #052 - The Roll Of Dimes with Maichael Malice and Alec Bostwick Author Michael Malice and Journalist Alec Bostwick joins Comedian Kurt Metzger
07.27.2020 Episode #051 - Free Bill Cosby with Godfrey Comedians Godfrey and Kurt Metzger sit down to discuss racism, Nick Cannon, Rapper Wiley's latest twitter rant, and Kurt Metzger gives his idea to end all racism in America.
07.20.2020 Episode #050 - Kiss Me On The Pecker with Big Jay Oakerson Comedian Big Jay Oakerson joins Kurt Metzger on this weeks podcast!
07.13.2020 Episode #049 - Nerd Whores with Gary Buechler and Keren Margolis This week Nerdrotic host Gary Buecher and Nerdgasm host Keren Margolis sit down with Comedian Kurt Metzger
06.30.2020 Episode #047 - That's My Dunce with Neal Brennan Neal Brennan joins Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger.
06.22.2020 Episode #046 - Karen Culture with Mike Cernovich and Hatem Gabr This week Kurt Metzger is joined by Mike Cernovich and Hatem Gabr.
06.15.2020 Episode #045 - Fell For The Okie Doke with Greg Sestero and Kareem Green This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedian Kareem Green and Actor from the cult classic film The Room and author of the book The Disaster Artist, Greg Sestero.
06.08.2020 Episode #044 - Medieval Time Cop with Jimmy Dore This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedian Jimmy Dore.
05.25.2020 Episode #042 - I Rest My Puss with Ari Shaffir This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedian Ari Shaffir. This week Kurt and Ari discuss the return of the "naughty words", participation trophy's, writers in hollywood, outrage on social media, Yasuke: the first black samurai, Hannah Gatsby's new special ...
05.18.2020 Episode #041 - White Woman's Burden weith Nick Mullen, Kareem Green. and Dave Temple This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedians Nick Mullen, Kareem Green, and Dave Temple. Join us on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right With Kurt Metzger!
05.11.2020 Episode #040 - The Armenian Connection with Sam Tripoli This week Kurt Metzger sits down with his old pal, Armenian comedian, Sam Tripoli to issue his weekly apology for previous episodes. PLUS we meet Nuka Zeus, the trans-racial black man! Join us for all this and much, much more ...
05.04.2020 Episode #039 - The WNBA of Space with Bryan Vokey, Monarey Martinez, and Ramsey Badawi This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedians Ramsey Badawi, Bryan Vokey, and Monarey Martinez.
04.28.2020 Episode #038 - Karan Yo-Jung with Fifi Dosch, Bryan Vokey, and Monarey Martinez This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedians Fifi Dosch, Bryan Vokey, and Monarey Martinez.
04.13.2020 Episode #036 - L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.2.S+ with Bryan Vokey, Monarey Martinez, and Ramsey Badawi This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedians Bryan Vokey, Monarey Martinez, and Ramsey Badawi. Kurt is excited to bring up Ellen DeGeneres' latest twitter controversy with the L.G.B.T.Q community. The gang discuss the Pugh / Braff controversy, mainly over ...
04.06.2020 Episode #035 - O.J. Simpson P.I. with Bryan Vokey and Kyle Dunnigan This week on Can't Get Right, Kurt is joined via Zoom by comedians Bryan Vokey and Kyle dunnigan, and Klye brought along some of his celebrity friends.
03.30.2020 Episode #034 - Bat Soup for the Soul with Bryan Vokey, Monare Martinez and Ramsey Badawi This week on Can't Get Right, Kurt is joined by comedians Ramsey Badawi, Monare Martinez and Bryan Vokey!
03.15.2020 Episode #033 - with Bryan Vokey, Kyle Dunnigan, Monare Martinez and Chrissie Mayre This week on Can't Get Right, Kurt is joined by comedians Kyle Dunnigan, Chrissie Mayr, Monare Martinez and Bryan Vokey!
03.08.2020 Episode #032 - My Boyfriends Wedding Dress with Bryan Vokey, Betterbox Ken, Sara Weinshenk and Kyle Dunnigan Kurt is joined by comedian Bryan Vokey, Betterbox Ken Breese, Sara Weinshenk and Kyle Dunnigan!
03.01.2020 Episode #031 - Steven Spielberg's Daughter Does P*rn?! with Kyle Dunnigan, Monaray Martinez, and Carmen Morales This week Kurt is joined by comedians Kyle Dunnigan, Carmen Morales and, returning for her hat trick episode, comedian Monare Martinez!
02.23.2020 Episode #030 - Journalist Explains Clickbait with Alec Bostwick and Monarey Martinez This week Kurt is joined by journalist Alec Botswick and, returning guest, comedian Monarey Martinez
02.10.2020 Episode #029 - Return of the King of Feminism, with Bryan Vokey, Monarey Martinez & Ron Taylor This week Kurt is joined by comedians Monare Martinez, Ron Taylor and Bryan Vokey!
02.02.2020 Episode #028 - My 400lb Wife with Bryan Vokey, Jeff Berner and Jay Light This week Kurt hosts his first ever male young adults group & bible study, with comedians Jeff Berner, Jay Light & Brian Vokey!
01.26.2020 Episode #027 - Fat Jihadi Body Shamed with Bryan Vokey This week Kurt is joined once again by comedian Brian Vokey... in a brand new studio! Where Freddie Prinze Jr. is recording his D and D podcast in an hour so make it quick: join us and find out why ...
01.05.2020 Episode #025 - Episode One: The Fancy Menace with Bryan Vokey Kurt is joined by comedian and much requested dear friend of the show Bryan Vokey
12.22.2019 Episode #024 - The Softer Side of Weinstein with Ian Gelfand Producer and Director Ian Gelfand sits down with Kurt Metzger in studio.
12.15.2019 Episode #023 - The King Of Feminism with Bryan Vokey and Ramsey Badawi Kurt is joined by comedians Ramsey Badawi and Brian Vokey for a very special occasion: a celebration of Vokey's hat trick episode and Kurt's own coronation as The King of Feminism!
12.08.2019 Episode #022 - Harold Kumar Bombs At White Castle with Bryan Vokey Kurt has in studio comedian Bryan Vokey for the second show in a row
11.24.2019 Episode #021 - Latinx Ex Machinx with Bryan Vokey Kurt has in studio comedian Bryan Vokey!

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