Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger

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Every week, Kurt Metzger tries to find redemption in the awful things he's said the week before. Can Kurt ever get right? Chances are he won't, but you won't want to miss a single episode.

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Ep #133 - Race Wars: UFO Sp...

01.27.2023

It's a Race Wars Podcast reunion as Kurt Metzger & Sherrod Small reunite at GaS Digital Studios for ONE PURPOSE: to talk extraterrestrials! Buddy Bolton joins the boys to talk alien abductions, U.F.O. spacecrafts, the superior tall white aliens and ...

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01.27.2023 Ep #133 - Race Wars: UFO Special! \| SHERROD SMALL & BUDDY BOLTON It's a Race Wars Podcast reunion as Kurt Metzger & Sherrod Small reunite at GaS Digital Studios for ONE PURPOSE: to talk extraterrestrials! Buddy Bolton joins the boys to talk alien abductions, U.F.O. spacecrafts, the superior tall white aliens and ...
12.23.2022 Ep #132 - AARON DAY & STEVE POIKONEN Kurt Metzger is joined by Steve Poikonen & Aaron day and we watch a video about growing babies in a factory, Aaron explains why legal paperwork is written in Latin, Steve may be an "Info-terrorist" and so much more! Original ...
12.06.2022 Ep #131 - Are You Hot? with CRAIG "PASTA" JARDULA & STEVE POIKONEN Kurt Metzger is joined by Craig "Pasta" Jardula & Steve Poikonen to watch the oft-forgotten 2003 Lorenzo Lamas ABC reality show "Are You Hot?", and then use all they've learned to then themselves judge former FTX crypto billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried ...
10.13.2022 Ep #130 - ANTHONY CUMIA & DICK MASTERSON \| Brendan Fraser Masterclass Kurt Metzger is joined by Anthony Cumia & Dick Masterson to talk about Brendan Fraser method acting as a fat guy in "The Whale", Dr Phil teaches us a real and not ridiculous lesson, the courage an actor must have ...
08.17.2022 Episode #129 - Things You Can't Say On Fallon (Sam Morril & Kevin Mac) On this weeks Can't Get Right, Comedian Kurt Metzger is joined by Sam Morill & Kevin Mac to talk about the Pete Davidson & Kim Kardashian breakup, Anne Heche crashing her car after a podcast, Disney's Buzz Lightyear being banned ...
07.20.2022 Episode #128 - Trust Me, It Works! (Jimmy Solesky, Matt Brown & Sig Soto) On this weeks Can't Get Right, Comedian Kurt Metzger brings you a LIVE show from Baltimore with Comedian Comedian Matt Brown, Jimmy Solesky & Sig Soto to talk being impaled with butt plug, we listen to some fetish porn with ...
06.29.2022 Episode #127 - Too Big To Succeed with Gary From Nerdrotic & AZ (Heelvsbabyface) On this weeks Can't Get Right, Comedian Kurt Metzger is joined by Gary from Nerdrotic & AZ (Heelvsbabyface) to talk about the accidental racism in Marvels new Black Thor comic, Disneys new Predator sequel, the difference between streamers and onlyfans ...
06.16.2022 Episode #126 - Ugly D.C. (Jackson Hinkle) On this weeks Can't Get Right, Comedian Kurt Metzger is joined by Jackson Hinkle to talk hot American politicians, Tiananmen Square, we watch some propaganda and so much more on this ALL NEW episode of Can't Get Right Podcast. Original ...
05.11.2022 Episode #125 - Director Uwe Boll \| Rampage! On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by German director Uwe Boll to discuss how Uwe found his niche in video game movies, why he took a break from making films, Disney's monopoly on imagination and so much more ...
04.27.2022 Episode #124 - Kung Fu Comedy (Andy Curtain) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by Australian Comedian Andy Curtain to talk what made him move from Australia to China, what it's been like doing comedy in China, other current events and so much more on this ...
04.13.2022 Episode #123 - Hot Zelenskyy (Romanian TVee) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined once again by Vee From YouTube channel "Romanian TVee". The boys catch up, not only in life, but in this whole Ukraine situation and so much more on this ALL NEW episode ...
03.24.2022 Episode #122 - The Homework People (Scribe Light & Sinatra Says) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by internet friends Scribe Light & Sinatra says to breakdown of Lilly Singh's Ted Talk, what does it mean to get a seat at the table, we watch Kurt's new Kyle Dunnigan ...
03.02.2022 Episode #121 - Kurt Talks To A Cop (Earnest Freestone) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by Retired Camden, New Jersey Police Officer Earnest Freestone to talk the politics behind what lead to Camden crime, find if Police quotas really exist, share stories of working at "The Wiz" ...
02.16.2022 Episode #120 - It's The Algorithm (Alan MacLeod) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by Alan MacLeod from Mintpress to talk Kyle Dunnigan having a better Biden than SNL, the algorithm literally controlling our lives, the war in Yemen and much more, on this ALL NEW ...
02.09.2022 Episode #119 - Shocking Secrets of Naked Lady Magazine! (Romanian TVee) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by Vee From YouTube channel "Romanian TVee. The boys do a deep dive into lazy video game writing, check out the trailer for the new Playboy documentary, watch a pretty cool Tucker ...
02.02.2022 Episode #118 - Mainstream News (Noam Dworman) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by writer, producer, and owner of the world famous Comedy Cellar: Noam Dworman. Noam and Kurt discuss a recent walk-off Kurt caused on Noam's podcast, which news sources you can trust, and ...
01.19.2022 Episode #117 - Non Normative Erection (Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by THE BOYSCAST: Comedians Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk to discuss the state of post-comedy, erections are a spectrum, why the chicken crossed the road (hint: he's a racist misogynist) and much ...
01.05.2022 Episode #116 - Lock Us Down Daddy! (Robbie Bernstein) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by "Part of the Problem" co-host & host of the "Run Your Mouth" Podcast: it's Robbie "The Fire" Bernstein. Kurt and Robbie chat about a lot of things that will probably get ...
12.29.2021 Episode #115 - Off The Record (Subhah Agarwal) On this weeks #CantGetRight, #KurtMetzger is joined by Subhah Agarwal to talk (mostly off the record) about believing women, weaponizing social movements, media coverups, and much more, on this ALL NEW episode of #CantGetRightPodcast. CGR Ep 115 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORShttps://RockAuto.com ...
12.22.2021 Episode #114 - Moroniclever (Rick Overton) On this weeks #CantGetRight, #KurtMetzger is joined by Emmy Award Winning Writer/ Actor Rick Overton to talk bad innuendo advertising, crows and pigs are probably smarter than people, idiocracy is here and much more, on this ALL NEW episode of ...
12.16.2021 Episode #113 - A Real Winner (Leo Kearse) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by Scottish comedian Leo Kearse to talk about Reality Winner: a United States intelligence specialist who is doing 5 years in prison for leaking information about the 2016 election, UK vs US ...
12.01.2021 Episode #112 - Good News Queers (Bryan Vokey) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by the returning Bryan Vokey to talk how inbred royalty would make themselves look less gross, watch Canadian kids dicking around at Pablo Escobars actual house, Bryan tells us stories about his ...
11.19.2021 Episode #111 - Chaff And Redirect ( Body Language Analyst Scott Rouse) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by Body Language Analyst Scott Rouse to break down the body language of Travis Scott's Astroland response video, NFL Quarterback Aaron Rodgers apology video, and California Governor Gavin Newsom explaining where he ...
11.03.2021 Episode #110 - Maniacs In The Media (Aaron Maté) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by journalist and a reporter for The Grayzone: Aaron Maté to talk about how insane everything has gotten. From maniacs in the media, to lying journalists and MUCH more: on this ALL ...
10.21.2021 Episode #109 - Pink Kryptonite (Ethan Van Sciver) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by comic book artist Ethan Van Sciver to talk about Superman coming out as gay, a Marvel editor who lied about being Asian, a bird watching lesbian, and MUCH more on this ...
10.13.2021 Episode #108 - #BelieveWhatISay (Adam Friended & PSA Sitch) On this weeks #CantGetRight, Kurt Metzger is joined by hosts of the "Sitch & Adam Show" on YouTube: PSA Sitch & Adam Friended. The boys discuss the beef between Bill Maher & Jimmy Dore, Sitch and Adam doing 12 Hour ...
09.30.2021 Episode #107 - Platformed (Brian Simpson & Gary from Nerdrotic) k
09.24.2021 Episode #106 - That's Assault! (Big Jay Oakerson & Ryan Long) Kurt Metzger is in New York: LIVE and IN STUDIO with fan favorites Big Jay Oakerson and Ryan Long. The boys talk science guys, when hecklers attack, and a French clown academy that's probably just a sex cult. All this ...
09.09.2021 Episode #105 - American History 10 (Michael Malice) Author and anarchist Michael Malice is back on the show and joins Kurt to discuss black Superman, the problem with Hassan, and Michaels big move. All this and more on this weeks episode of Can’t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! ...
09.01.2021 Episode #104 - Unleash Your Inner Super Hero (Scribe Light) YouTube commentator Scribe Light returns to join Kurt Metzer on this weeks episode of #CantGetRightPodcast. Today we break down a ridiculous TED-X Talk about Superman, why Seth MacFarline from Family Guy can get away with edgy humor, and examine resegregation ...
08.18.2021 Episode #103 - Gendercore with Ryan Long and Az (HeelvsBabyface) Comedian Ryan Long & Az from YouTube channel HeelvsBabyface join Kurt Metzer on this weeks episode of #CantGetRightPodcast. Today the boys talk Canadas response to Covid, how woke is Matt Damon and the new Hulu series "Y: The Last Man". ...
08.11.2021 Episode #102 - Hollywood Tier System with Jeremy Scippio Comedian Jeremy Scippio joins Kurt Metzer on this weeks episdoe of #CantGetRightPodcast. Today Jeremy and Kurt talk about the new Space Jam starring Lebron James, The NEW Suicide Squad Movie and how El Chapo got internationally c**k blocked by Sean ...
08.04.2021 Episode #101 - Dupers Delight with Body Language Analyst Scott Rouse Body Language Analyst Scott Rouse joins Kurt Metzger to discuss the truth behind Big Jay's tale of Kurt Metzger, the differences between sociopaths and psychopaths, understanding what exactly is body language analogy, PLUS Kurt puts Scott to the test when ...
07.21.2021 Episode #099 - That’s no Bolshevik with Cypher The Cynical Historian Kurt talks to Cypher (The Cynical Historian on YouTube) about The Zimmerman Telegram, Unrestricted Submarine Warfare, how the secret service got created, and more on this week’s episode of the Can’t Get Right podcast. Support Our Sponsors!Blue Chew - Try ...
06.30.2021 Episode #097 - A Very Particular Word with Ramsey Badawi Ramsey Badawi is back on the podcast with Kurt Metzger to discuss a video uploaded by Dr. Joe Kort, a comedy writers experience of learning what white privilege means at a Steve Harvey show. What did Madonna do to her ...
04.28.2021 Episode #089 - Stirring Gravy with Bret Ernst Comedian Bret Ernst joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, relationships, Italian Stereotypes, what Joe Pesci thought of Louis C.K's stand up, Bret's work on Cobra Kai, and how the ...
09.07.2020 Episode #057 - TedX For Inversity and Diclusion with Scribe Light Content Creator Scribe Light joins Comedian Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right.
08.24.2020 Episode #055 - I Watched You F**k Twice with Sean Patton and Dante Nero Comedians Sean Patton and Dante Nero join Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right Podcast with Kurt Metzger. Support on Social MediaFollow Kurt Metger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzgerFollow Sean Patton: https://www.twitter.com/mrSeanPattonFollow Dante Nero: https://www.twitter.com/TheDanteNero You can watch LIVE and FREE ...
08.17.2020 Episode #054 - Wokefishing Vs Cokefishing with Joe DeRosa Comedian Joe DeRosa joins Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right.
08.03.2020 Episode #052 - The Roll Of Dimes with Maichael Malice and Alec Bostwick Author Michael Malice and Journalist Alec Bostwick joins Comedian Kurt Metzger
07.27.2020 Episode #051 - Free Bill Cosby with Godfrey Comedians Godfrey and Kurt Metzger sit down to discuss racism, Nick Cannon, Rapper Wiley's latest twitter rant, and Kurt Metzger gives his idea to end all racism in America.
07.13.2020 Episode #049 - Nerd Whores with Gary Buechler and Keren Margolis This week Nerdrotic host Gary Buecher and Nerdgasm host Keren Margolis sit down with Comedian Kurt Metzger
06.30.2020 Episode #047 - That's My Dunce with Neal Brennan Neal Brennan joins Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger.
06.22.2020 Episode #046 - Karen Culture with Mike Cernovich and Hatem Gabr This week Kurt Metzger is joined by Mike Cernovich and Hatem Gabr.
06.15.2020 Episode #045 - Fell For The Okie Doke with Greg Sestero and Kareem Green This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedian Kareem Green and Actor from the cult classic film The Room and author of the book The Disaster Artist, Greg Sestero.
06.08.2020 Episode #044 - Medieval Time Cop with Jimmy Dore This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedian Jimmy Dore.
05.18.2020 Episode #041 - White Woman's Burden weith Nick Mullen, Kareem Green. and Dave Temple This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedians Nick Mullen, Kareem Green, and Dave Temple. Join us on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right With Kurt Metzger!
05.11.2020 Episode #040 - The Armenian Connection with Sam Tripoli This week Kurt Metzger sits down with his old pal, Armenian comedian, Sam Tripoli to issue his weekly apology for previous episodes. PLUS we meet Nuka Zeus, the trans-racial black man! Join us for all this and much, much more ...
05.04.2020 Episode #039 - The WNBA of Space with Bryan Vokey, Monarey Martinez, and Ramsey Badawi This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedians Ramsey Badawi, Bryan Vokey, and Monarey Martinez.
04.28.2020 Episode #038 - Karan Yo-Jung with Fifi Dosch, Bryan Vokey, and Monarey Martinez This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedians Fifi Dosch, Bryan Vokey, and Monarey Martinez.

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