Do you love The Real World? Have you ever wanted to pay money to see a longer epsiode with only slightly more nudity and cursing? Well you're in luck because this week we discuss The Real Cancun featuring performances from Snoop Dog and everyone's favorite early 2000s pop punk band, Simple Plan!

This week we go nipple to nipple as we watch the classic 1989 film, Road House starring the late, great Patrick Swayze!

Our two part extravaganza concludes with Lara Croft: Tomb Raider- The Cradle of Life, a film that features the second best shark riding scene next only to Deep Blue Sea!

This week we discuss one of the most early 00s action movies ever, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider starring tabloid queen and all time hottie, Angelina Jolie.

Hope you're ready to get your heart broken because this week we discuss the 3D remake of the 1981 cult classic, My Bloody Valentine that's hella pussy!

This week, in preparation for the ucomping Netflix series, we discuss M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender which features his most shocking twist yet- taking a beloved anime and shitting all over it!

This week we welcome back Can't Hardly Watch icon, Christopher Walken as we discuss an adaptaion of a Disney World ride everyone was just DYING for- The Country Bears.

This week we discuss John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars, featuring charisma vacum Ice Cube and the hot chick from Species as they battle Juggalos on Mars!

Grab a Suck-My-Cock-bucks because this week we're discussing Get a Job, the forgotten star studded turd made by Hollywood people who don't know how real jobs or human resources work. Did we mention someone chugs horse semen!?

This week we hope you're ready for something itty bitty baby because we're talking about Joe's Apartment, a film that poses the question- Do Cockroaches find us sexy?