In honor of the upcoming Dial of Destiny we decided to revist Indy's last adventure, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. If you love honey boys, aliens (ahem extradimensional beings), nuclear refrigerator escapes, and monkey business then grab your whip and fedora because you are in for a treat!

This week grab some Frito pies because we're dicussing the 2011 remake of the 80s classic, Footloose that is sexier than socks on a rooster!

This week our low self esteem is at an all time high as we look back on Michael Bay's 2009 sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. If you love incoherent CGI action, gratuitous shots of the military, dogs humping, robots humping, robot scrotums, and John Turturro's bare ass cheeks then HONEY BOY you are in for a treat! And remember the Matrix of Leadership isn't found it's earned!

This week we discuss The Book of Henry, Colin Trevorrow's bizzare drama-thriller that was so bad it lost him the Star Wars Episode IX gig. 

This week we celebrate Memorial Day with another Stallone classic, Rambo: First Blood Part II. If Rambo's speach at the end doesn't give you a patriotic boner then surely the Frank Stallone song will!

This week we discuss the David Arquette flop, Ready to Rumble- the film that contributed to the downfall of the WCW. 

This week in preperation for Fast X we look back at the sophmore slump of the Fast Saga, 2 Fast 2 Furious. Why did they replace Vin Diesel with Tyrese? Drop it. I don't wanna talk about it. Drop it? Hell I wanna hear about this homie. I said forget about it cuh!

Dear David Bowie... This week we discuss the forgotten high school comedy-drama, Bandslam about a pretentious twerp who becomes a band manager and thinks he has more clever insight into music than he really does. For some reason Vanessa Hudgens has romantic feelings for him?!

This week we discuss the notorious George Lucas produced flop, Howard the Duck about a singer who really wants to fuck an alien duck who accidentally gets brought to Earth. If you love duck puns and beastiality, this is the movie for you!

This week we discuss Fame, the cringe remake of the 1980 cult classic that feels like an ABC family original movie. Staring Paul Iacono from The Hard Times of RJ Berger.