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- #019 Jesus makes a comeback, drug smuggling pigeons and a snake on a plane.
Did you know we have an email address? Would you rather try catch a pigeon or a rat? Are we taking this podcast seriously enough? Can you believe the rest of Canada is colder than this? Is that Bong with dreads a doctor?
1 hr 43 min - #018 Chili Peppers, peak panic, tree wells and depression med withdrawals.
Do USA border patrol know their country is actually kak? If you stare at something Red Hot with ear plugs in, will it make you cry? If I slide off this ridge will I snap my femurs? Do you even know what a boat house is? Have you ever seen an invisible sock? Do broken brains exist?
1 hr 49 min - #017 Cocaine bears, Kitchener's concentration camps and tripping on chicken wings.
Does anybody have any spare nipples? Must we go protest Canada's 10th largest city? Is it OK to arrest your own party guest? What's really the difference between a pizza and a jacket anyway? In Canada, is it quicker to get bumhole surgery or a new South African passport? If I kill a city goose can I take it home and eat it?
1 hr 51 min - #016 The Minister of Electricity, murders, vigilantes, AI and cave art.How many Chat-GPTs does it take to run a company? If a rock art gets destroyed in a cave but nobody is there to witness it, was it probably because of racism? How does a man with one arm fire a bow? Have you heard about the Macedonian bot farms? Is getting robbed at gunpoint in Mexico pornographic?1 hr 59 min
- #015 Face shots, a Sasquatch, a new name for South Africa, ketamine therapy and those 3D dinosaur magazines.
Are weddings contagious? Should South Africa be renamed? What even is a standard wank? How does a cat robot serve food? And how to psychologically manipulate your disobedient dog.
2 hr 2 min - #014 Elephant bellies, engagements, Finnish penis pride, a concussion and a citizenship test.
When did the USA invade Canada? Was Paul crying when he proposed? Has anyone died in space? Would you rather freeze to death or dehydrate to death? Whose algorithm for chemical warfare is this? How miniature is your dream house?
1 hr 54 min - #013 Two racoons in a canoe, shitgate, Kanye and heading home at long last.
What do two white boys know about Diwali? Where in the world is India? Who is MyBoy Zulu? Have you heard of Vancouver? Why would a racoon wear another racoon? Is your salad server in the Philippines? Is Kanye as awesome as AB DeVilliers?
1 hr 42 min - #012 Spooky season, fire pools, kitchen snakes and a one-handed bush person.
Is the South African government listening? What makes a reservoir a fire pool? How long does it take to feel Canadian? Are we due for a World War? What do you get when you cross a python's bite and a kudu's kick? How do you kill a cobra in your kitchen? Why aren't the homeless eating pigeons?
1 hr 22 min - # 011 - Turkeys, traffic in the sky and transnouns.
Where the hell is Elvis? Does Elon not realize the sky is sacred? How many people are you smashing Vancouver? How long does it take to learn to speak transgender appropriately? Would you chat to a stranger on a yellow bench?
1 hr 50 min - #010 - The Queen is dead, long live the bum lump.
Would you swear allegiance to the Queen of Canada? Is this bum lump cancer? Who brought their baby to the Gorillaz gig? Does a bronze bison glorify a massacre? Is a good road worth more than a culture? Can gay people go to the world cup in Qatar? Where can you find an air mattress, a shopping cart, a traffic cone and 60 bags of dogshit?
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About Cape to Couver
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The musings and amusements of Paddy and Paul, two friends from Cape Town, South Africa living in Vancouver, Canada. We share various perspectives on life in Canada, how it compares to life back home…
in South Africa and new perspectives we've gained on South Africa itself. Usually light-hearted, almost always lubricated conversations meant to inspire and amuse, not necessarily to inform.