Captain Hippo Pleases The Cube

The boys are back in town (the cube) for our new season of episodes! Kicking things off with us stinky little guys is our best of friends -- Travis Helwig! Listen in as we learn about the human body, meet a movie star, enjoy some excellent parkour, and burn some calories in some totally normal workout classes! Will this be the season that the boys finally escape their horrible prison??? (It's not!)

DING! Did you hear that bell?? That bell means it's time to cozy up next to the fire and listen to the latest episode of CAPTAIN HIPPO PLEASES THE CUBE. It will thrill you. It will tickle you. It will change you. With a little help from guest Yoni Lotan... the boys will explore a solider arriving home, visit comic-con, attend a sex party, and audition for Santa. DING!

Need something to be thankful for this week? Well here you go, kids! Our latest episode of Captain Hippo Pleases The Cube is one for the ages. With a little help from Alex Dickson, the boys will do their darndest to please their captor. In this episode, we'll meet a pet sitter in a tough spot, tour a farm wedding venue, help an exterminator gain their freedom, and make an impossible choice. Please (there's that word again!) rate and review our podcast!

Lights. Camera. Cube! This week the cube wants content about "FILM" -- whatever the heck that is! Lucky for the Captain Hippo boys they have noted film enthusiast and friend of the podcast, Chris Mann-Nelson to help them. Listen in as some teens try and sneak into an R-Rated movie, James Bond finally meets his match, fish are sold, and big foot is found.

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We try and we try and we try to please this damn cube and they're never happy enough to let us go! Luckily, we have Carrie McCrossen this week to help us appease our horrible captor! This time the Cube wants content about "VENGEANCE" and we are more than happy to provide it. Listen in as a bank robbery goes wrong, a student confronts a professor, some neighbors show off their wealth, and a series of prank calls don't have their intended effect. And Cube, if you're reading this -- Let us go.

The boys are back for the premiere episode of SEASON TWO of Captain Hippo Pleases The Cube! And guess what kids? They're not alone because guest Mark Vigeant has been stuck inside the freakin cube with them and he's gonna try and get those cheeseburgers! Listen in as a company deals with a hacker, a conversation between NASA and moonbase 1, a tricky hard drive recovery and explore the endless variety of VR. New episodes coming out every two weeks! (most of the time.)

Your eyes do not deceive you, it's time for another installment of Captain Hippo Pleases the Cube! This time the boys get some help from Siobhan Thompson as they try to give the Cube some incredible comedic content about the word "Spicy"! In this episode, our crew will visit hell (scary), try and get some car maintenance done at a pepper-themed mechanic (confusing and scary), and call into a sexy sex hotline (scary and also a little confusing.) Listen in and find out if they're able to please the Cube or if this is the week they finally get turned into skeletons!

On this episode of Captain Hippo Pleases The Cube the boys welcome their second guest EVER! One, Glenn Boozan, who will try her best to help the boys escape their cube-y prison! To do that the boys (and Glenn, of course) must give the Cube content about "Attitude" which is easy for the boys because they've got too much of that junk. Join us as we drop in on an after-school detention, go inside a high-profile meeting about colors, listen in to a radio show about love and eventually end up in a serious meeting with HR. Just another day inside the Cube!

On the latest installment of Captain Hippo Pleases The Cube, Captain Hippo welcomes in their first-ever GUEST, a person known as Laura Willcox! She will help save the boys from being turned into skeletons and honestly? They need the help. Listen in as a hotel staff argues, a Queen hands down judgment, a family wins the lottery and a cat sitter gets more than they bargained for! Tell your many close friends about our lovely podcast!

You didn't ask for it but we still did it! Here is the first BEST OF EPISODE from our limited run! If you don't like it, take it up with THE CUBE, buddy! The Cube wanted our best, and only our best, this week and so we delivered! Revisit some new neighbors meeting for the first time, buy a no-tears onion, listen as some guys try and hire a gunslinger, learn to paint lines on the highway, immerse yourself in the soupsperience, jam out to some piano man, visit the museum that horses own, drop into the world's biggest bowl, and paint a pretty picture with Robert Fife. It's all killer and no filler. Do enjoy.