Bonus episode! Brett goes to the doctor for a routine operation, but soon realizes his doctor has a routine of his own to take care of first.

Déjà vu and shooting stars, dad desecrates the sanctity of our studio by walking in with nothing but a towel on (again), Jon’s lack of text etiquette, a neighbor who used to be Happy Gilmore, bald man problems, Brett belittles Jon’s profession, and Jon concludes the burnt-out building story from episode 8.

Bonus episode! Brett goes to the doctor for a routine operation, but soon realizes his doctor has a routine of his own to take care of first.

Déjà vu and shooting stars, dad desecrates the sanctity of our studio by walking in with nothing but a towel on (again), Jon’s lack of text etiquette, a neighbor who used to be Happy Gilmore, bald man problems, Brett belittles Jon’s profession, and Jon concludes the burnt-out building story from episode 8.

Carp City goes on the road! We talk about dads and their snuggle struggles, minivan megafun, neighbors talking behind Jon’s back, Brett saving a woman’s life, Horatio Sanzing French toast, hamburger talk, and a heroic boat rescue (that is, rescuing a boat).

Carp City goes on the road! We talk about dads and their snuggle struggles, minivan megafun, neighbors talking behind Jon’s back, Brett saving a woman’s life, Horatio Sanzing French toast, hamburger talk, and a heroic boat rescue (that is, rescuing a boat).

Jon and Brett (a.k.a. Thrashdad Paperboy) record an episode without David for the first time.

Jon and Brett (a.k.a. Thrashdad Paperboy) record an episode without David for the first time.

Brett faces some pushback, Jon heard about an abdominal extraction, making a ruckus on the second floor of an office, shitty noise bands, some shoegaze and punk talk, shoutout to @grixlycola, Jon rants about the Packers, lunchroom shenanigans.

We review some Christmas movies (The Christmas Chronicles and The Princess Switch), movies Brett and Jon watched in a family friend’s basement (The Crying Game, The Piano, Philadelphia, Six Degrees of Separation, Leaving Las Vegas), a certain obsession of days gone by, and Brett almost got shanked over a vacuum cleaner one time. Other things we mentioned: I’m not crying, there is no […]