Marble Party All Day — The official anthem for Amelia, Micah, Eli, and Mia!

A high-energy, fast-tempo kids song celebrating everything they love:

• 🔮 Marbles — can't get enough!
• 👕 Pajamas — bright and bold
• 🧱 Legos — stacking to the sky
• 💃 Dancing — we don't sit still
• 🏊 Swimming — splash splash splash
• 🎢 Playground adventures
• 🎠 Swings, hula hoops & tire swings
• 🐕 Doggies — Koozko, Bubba & Guapo

With special shoutouts to Uncle Adam, Aunt Nicki, Emily, and Mr. Paul!

DUDE, BEAST! (The Poppyseed Anthem)

A jazz + rap + piano Carswell Cut tribute to John Colwill aka Poppyseed.

The Legend:

• From Burton, Ohio - "Pancake Town USA" - founded 1798, oldest settlement in Geauga County
• Kent State University alumni - same school as Drew Carey, Arsenio Hall & Chrissie Hynde
• Now reppin' Florida
• Famous catchphrase: "DUDE, BEAST!" (in that high-pitched voice)

Burton, Ohio Facts:

• The ONLY municipally-owned sugar camp in the WORLD
• Ohio's FIRST telephone line (1877)
• Home to the Geauga County Fair - oldest continuously operating county fair in Ohio since 1823
• Century Village museum

"From Burton Ohio where the maple syrup pour / Pancake Town USA, 1798 the core / John Colwill on the scene, they call him Poppyseed / Kent State University, planting golden seeds..."

DUDE, BEAST! 🔥

The first official Micah & Mia anthem — a Wiggles-style banger featuring Spider-Man swings, Hulk smashes, Elmo giggles, Paw Patrol crew, and yes... plenty of "poop, poop, poop!" Made with love by Mama, Dada, and two silly little stars.

THAT'S THE CARSWELL WAY

A Hall of Fame anthem for Mike Carswell – John Carroll University basketball legend.

• Three-time All-Conference
• 500+ rebounds
• First NCAA tournament team
• School records
• Hall of Fame 2003

Genre: KC & The Sunshine Band style 1970s disco funk.

For Diane and the six kids. Here's to building empires. 🏗️

A bilingual Latin dance track dedicated to Mama Nicki. Mia (1yr) tries to open the Happy Meal toy door with a French fry key—then eats it. Micah (3yrs) adds Pikachu to the mix. McDonald's in Buffalo NY. Oreo McFlurry shared. McChicken devoured. Off to Painesville Ohio. ¡Qué día perfecto!

From magic tricks at 13 to closing high-ticket deals at 22. Cody Knoell's journey from Nebraska to Thailand — rice and beans to $20K/month empire builder.

This is his anthem.

王 MODE (Taiwan Flex) - A Taiwanese trap anthem for Rick Wang, Asset Underwriter & Director of Sales and Business Development at OCG Capital.

Inspired by Keith Ape's "It G Ma" - dark, hypnotic, bilingual Mandarin/English bars about underwriting deals, OCG Capital's lending arm, the 626 area code, and that Cal Poly engineer-to-investor journey.

Key themes:

• 台湾血 (Taiwanese blood) pride
• OCG Capital underwriting excellence
• Cal Poly Pomona electrical engineering to real estate
• 626 / San Gabriel Valley representation
• Mobile home parks & cannabis fund plays
• "Best regards, Rick" - the polite death sentence

100% AI-generated. Another Carswell Cut. 🇹🇼🔥

Connect with OCG Capital: ocgproperties.org

BLUEPRINTS TO BILLIONS (Consultaa Anthem)

This Carswell Cut celebrates Parag Kundalwal, Founder & CEO of Consultaa – Dubai's premier one-stop real estate and capital advisory firm.

The Story:

• 🎓 University of Dundee – Civil Structural Engineering foundations
• 🏗️ 4+ years on-site, checking every joint, every load-bearing wall
• 🇦🇪 The pivot to Dubai real estate – seeing the bigger picture
• 🏠 Consultaa – one man, one plan, RERA-licensed excellence
• 💰 Guiding NRIs from Indian rupees to tax-free Dubai yields (8-10%)
• 🌴 Palm Jumeirah, JBR, Golden Visa pathways

Genre: Bollywood-fusion hip-hop swagger – dhol, tabla, 808s, orchestral strings

Connect with Consultaa:

• Website: consultaadxb.com
• Phone: +971 58 596 4631
• Email: [email protected]
• Instagram: @theparagrealty

Engineer the structure. Design the deal. Consultaa. Blueprints to billions.

WIPE THE DEAL FLOW - The Hunter Thompson Anthem 🔥

This Carswell Cut celebrates Hunter Thompson, the founder of Asym Capital, creator of RaiseMasters, and host of the Cash Flow Connections podcast with 3M+ downloads.

From professional poker player to raising $100M+ in private capital. From post-2008 "blood in the streets" plays to helping 250+ investors deploy across 100+ properties worth $350M+. From friends-and-family money to building the #1 capital raising education platform.

Key Highlights:

• Founder & Managing Principal of Asym Capital (est. 2014)
• $100M+ raised in private equity
• RaiseMasters mastermind - 1,000+ members, $4B+ raised collectively
• Author of "Raising Capital for Real Estate"
• Cash Flow Connections podcast - 3M+ downloads

Southern hip hop trap anthem in the style of Lil Boosie's "Wipe Me Down" - because when you're wiping down the deal flow, you raise it up.

🔗 asymcapital.com | raisingcapital.com

A Carswell Cut for Kolja Spori — the man who traded Hugo Boss boardrooms for warlord palaces, F1 paddocks for FARC mountains, and mainstream narratives for boots-on-the-ground truth.

206 countries. Every war theatre. Uncounted cigars with interesting people.

From Ramzan Kadyrov in Grozny to Black Death in Colombia. From the Rumsfeld elevator staredown to founding ETIC. From Austrian economics to Liberland ambassador.

"The state is the coldest monster. The only flag I fly is me."

This is what sovereignty sounds like.